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Video incriminates woman accused of stealing ring from corpse at funeral

Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:16 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16034 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:16 pm
Video evidence

News story

On April 9 a Texas woman was accused of stealing a $10 ring off a corpse at a funeral home. The police have now released footage that incriminates her.
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 10:36 pm
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6441 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:17 pm to
What a deadbeat.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:18 pm to
Dead ringer
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:19 pm to
hahahah this is fricking awesome, you snooze you lose!!!!! :nana: :rotflmao:
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65555 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:20 pm to

Caret clarity cut casket
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8701 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:24 pm to
I hope when I die they don't put a ring worth $10 on me.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141386 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Dead ringer
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:30 pm to
Fat arse. Like that woman weight 250+
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76093 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:33 pm to
If the true owner is a dead person, is the item really stolen? Do dead people have property rights?
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Do dead people have property rights?


Ever hear of a will?
Posted by ULSU
Tasmania
Member since Jan 2014
3931 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:44 pm to
How are there any more posts in this thread after "Dead ringer"?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76093 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

quote:
Do dead people have property rights?


Ever hear of a will?

The document which dictates where a dead persons property will go? What about it? The decadents property is being transferred to living people, and what's not included in a will is transferred according to law. Which seems to indicate that a dead person doesn't own anything.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65388 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:51 pm to
The thief damaged the corpse's finger during the theft.

Is that a dead battery charge?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21880 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:54 pm to
Looks like she was clicking the bean.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76093 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

The thief damaged the corpse's finger during the theft.

Seriously though, if it's theft to steal from a corpse then why wouldn't it also be a battery to touch a corpse without the corpse's consent?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 11:00 pm to
Could you imagine if a loved one of the deceased walked up behind that lady while she was stealing jewelry off of her? Good lord... I would have saw it as a free pass to stomp her big fat arse into an inch of her life.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38940 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 11:00 pm to
The lady with the 3.2 foot wide arse needs to decease and desist.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65388 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 11:12 pm to
Ironically this time the perp fingered the victim.

"With this ring, I thee fled."

The perp was mad when she had a chance to closely inspect the ring. There was an engraving on the inside of it that said "Remember to drink your Ovaltine!"
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3154 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

If the true owner is a dead person, is the item really stolen? Do dead people have property rights?


All states have statutes against corpse abuse.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65388 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 11:43 pm to
The corpse that is the City of New Orleans needs a statute against statue abuse.
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 11:44 pm
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