re: Update, page 10.... you will be in your office tomorrow. No reason given.

Posted by Scooba

Member since Jun 2013

19999 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:03 am to Count Chocula

quote:
What level is your position?

quote:
Sr. Vice Emperor

Is that a new name for fry cook?

Posted by Count Chocula

Tier 5 and proud

Member since Feb 2009

63908 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:03 am to airfernando

quote:
unless you aren't telling us everything.

Posted by jimbeam

University of LSU

Member since Oct 2011

75703 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:04 am to VermilionTiger

5 piece with two fried rice

This post was edited on 9/26/16 at 11:06 am

Posted by genuineLSUtiger

Nashville

Member since Sep 2005

72828 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:05 am to Count Chocula

They want to promote you and give you a raise. Your thoughts create your reality. Meditate on this until tomorrow and thank me tomorrow evening when you get home.

Posted by Count Chocula

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Member since Feb 2009

63908 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:06 am to genuineLSUtiger

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They want to promote you and give you a raise.

Too bad HR doesn't do this

Posted by TigerNlc

Chocolate City

Member since Jun 2006

32484 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:07 am to Count Chocula

Drug test

Posted by chinhoyang

Member since Jun 2011

23246 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:07 am to Count Chocula

Just don't be this guy:

Guy is told to take a piss drug test. After giving the sample, he says "I might as well quit it is going to test positive."

He quits. Test comes back negative.

Posted by Pepe Lepew

Looney tuned .....

Member since Oct 2008

36101 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:07 am to Count Chocula

Hookers and blow

Posted by Chad504boy

4 posts

Member since Feb 2005

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Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:08 am to Count Chocula

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(1)Should you just go ahead and quit today?

(2)Take immediate 7 day vacation?

(3) Call your attorney brother-in-law Vinny?

(4) Stock up on ammo?

(5) End it all

6) trip and fall today breaking arm.

7) get sexually harassed by management. (gay harassment is better)

Posted by SabiDojo

Open to any suggestions.

Member since Nov 2010

83922 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:08 am to Count Chocula

You have two choices:

1. You walk in there pissed off and act like you are there boss.

2. Go in there dressed in full drag.

Either way your job you will be safe.

Posted by SaturdayTraditions

Down Seven Bridges Rd

Member since Sep 2015

3284 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:11 am to Count Chocula

If we don't get an update on this thread at some point tomorrow I will be severely disappointed!

Posted by Count Chocula

Tier 5 and proud

Member since Feb 2009

63908 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:12 am to SabiDojo

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2. Go in there dressed in full drag.

Good lawyerly advice. They cant fire LGBTs nowadays!

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act like you are there boss.

You were an English major before law school, right

2 ...

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek

Sparta, Greece

Member since Mar 2008

66380 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:12 am to Count Chocula

Why they firing you?

Posted by Knight of Old

New Hampshire

Member since Jul 2007

10944 posts

Posted on 9/26/16 at 11:13 am to Count Chocula

Reply to HR asking: should I bring legal representation?

Then watch them shite all over themselves. I mean, hey, it sounds like you are getting canned anyway so why not have a little fun on the way out? Besides it's a perfectly legitimate and unassailable question.

Note: If they say there is no need for legal representation, ask why not?