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Uh-oh. A zombie outbreak could wipe out humanity in 100 days.

Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17427 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:26 am
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Researchers developed a complex new formula which calculates that 100 days into a zombie outbreak, just over 100 survivors will be left uninfected. And within six months, these stragglers will also die or become zombies themselves.


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I'd get a few ladies and we'd head to the island. Survival ensured.
This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 9:28 am
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:27 am to
Let's start with Baton Rouge
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:27 am to
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wipe out hummanity in 100 days


Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59551 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:28 am to
zombies aren't real though.
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:29 am to
What is it with you nerds and your Zombie obsession.

Oh yea, you just mentioned it. Your fantasy of having women locked on an island to be violated without regard of the law of civilization...

Get a girlfriend, nerds.
Posted by bradwieser
Cornell Fan
Member since May 2008
10555 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:29 am to
What's the deal with the infatuation with zombies?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34503 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:29 am to



Perfect meme
Posted by Futures Bleak
Member since Jun 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:30 am to

I'd take your mom with me to an island
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3450 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:31 am to
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What is it with you nerds and your Zombie obsession.


What is it with you simpletons that care what another grown adult thinks about or reads during the day?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27309 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:34 am to
I have enough ammunition to kill every zombie within a..... 75 mile radius.

.22 and headshots.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17427 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:35 am to
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I have enough ammunition to kill every zombie within a..... 75 mile radius.


Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58289 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:37 am to
This zombie fascination is beyond dumb. I get how shows like TWD are entertaining, but why in the F is there a show called Zombie House Flipping?


Well I guess applying the zombie angle to everything is beyond dumb.
This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 9:39 am
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108723 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:38 am to
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I have enough ammunition to kill every zombie within a..... 75 mile radius.

.22 and headshots.


Maybe if they're those pussy arse TWD zombies but if they're rage zombies like in World War Z or 28 Days Later then you're fricked.



Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22328 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:38 am to
As long as the giraffes are fine

Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17427 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:39 am to
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Zombie House Flipping




Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67588 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:39 am to
i can evade walkers...just walk a little faster
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58289 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:41 am to
Admittedly I've never watched the show. But for the life of me I can only think they flip these houses in such a way that they'd be great defensive positions for the never coming zombie apocalypses.
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1034 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:42 am to
Do they know the amount of unicorns it would take to destroy these zombies.
This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 9:43 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64295 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:42 am to
Two problems

1. Zombies are not real

2. Even if zombies were real they'd not be able to do anything (like move) more than a couple days. The reason for this is water. After a few days all the water in their body would evaporate and they'd basically become statues.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
165962 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 9:51 am to
Good thing I have a gay black friend that owns a big arse yacht
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