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To Andre the Giant: The greatest drinker who has ever lived

Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:18 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:18 pm


His drinking stories seem to put Bill Brasky's to shame and by far still holds the known record for most drinks in a single sitting. Some of the following seem to be typical for him:

- Claimed to consume 7,000 calories of alcohol a day on average. That's 74 Miller Lites.
- Drank 119 12-ounce beers in six hours
- Mike Graham and Dusty Rhodes claim that he drank 156 16-ounce beers in one sitting
- Drank 127 beers in a Reading, Pennsylvania hotel bar and later passed out in the lobby. The staff could not move him and left him.
- Cleared a plane’s entire stock of vodka during a flight to Japan
- Drank six bottles of wine before almost every match
- On road trips to wrestling matches, Andre would average a case of beer every 90 minutes
- Drank 12 bottles of wine on a bus in 3 hours
- Once consumed 16 bottles of plum wine before wrestling three matches shortly thereafter. The wine showed no discernable effect whatsoever.
- Hulk Hogan claims that he drank 108 12-ounce beers in an hour before a flight
- Rob Reiner claimed he drank 20 bottles of wine right before shooting the final scene of "The Princess Bride"
- Downed pitchers full of “various liquors” and ran up a $40,000 bar tab
- Once responded to a last call by ordering 40 vodka tonics
- Pounded two cases of tall boys during an hour-long car ride
- When asked how much it took him to get drunk, Andre replied “It usually takes two liters of vodka just to feel warm inside.” For the record, that’s over 50% more alcohol than what killed John Bonham (which he drank over a 24 hour period).

I find them all very hard to believe (especially the Hulk Hogan one) but if even half of it is true, he has to hold the record. The 119 one is currently the official record holder in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Source for some of these
This post was edited on 8/26/17 at 6:24 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Cleared a plane’s entire stock of vodka during a flight to Japan


Must have sucked for him on a plane.
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:22 pm to
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Once responded to a last call by ordering 40 vodka tonics


Boss
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:22 pm to
I like Jim Ross' story about some woman in Lafayette offering him $100 for a picture of Andre's penis.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Hulk Hogan claims that he drank 108 12-ounce beers in an hour before a flight


That's 1,296 ounces. Over 10 gallons. I don't think he had a 10 gallon bladder, and that's drinking almost 2 beers a minute. Gotta call bullshite on that one
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:24 pm to
Hogan has always been full of shite.

Ask Scott Stiener if you have a few hours to kill.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:24 pm to
I bet he was a monumental handful when he got fricked up
Posted by NC17
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:27 pm to
Jimmy Lennon once told me that pitchers were like regular beer mugs for him.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:28 pm to
Oh, yeah.. Did he down a couple of reapers and slam a bottle of fireball?

Case closed.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:31 pm to
My favorite Andre the Giant story is this:

Hotel toilets, obviously, were too small for him. So he would put newspaper in the bathtub and take "Andre the Giant-sized" shits in the bathtub. He would leave it for hotel staff to clean up.

This post was edited on 8/26/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:33 pm to
I remember hearing he needed something like two quarts of vodka just for a small buzz.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

he has to hold the record.




What about female Russian records? I bet he doesn't have shite on some.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

I remember hearing he needed something like two quarts of vodka just for a small buzz.



Just found some more stories of his. It was actually liters.
Posted by TigerGrad2011
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:35 pm to
Can't stop laughing at the idea of this.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:36 pm to

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:47 pm to
Some good Andre the Giant stories


And I've been googling trying to find out just how big Andre's little giant was.

Not having much luck, but apparently some wrestler walked in on him waxing the weasel and his quote was "I'll never look at baseball bats the same way again."

Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:48 pm to
I don't even like wrestling but I am looking forward to the Bill Simmons produced documentary on him
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:49 pm to
I think the vodka story was from when he had back surgery. The poor anesthesiology had no idea how much to give him. The had to figure it out based upon how much booze he generally drank. 2 bottles of vodka just to get a buzz!
Posted by GeauxAggie972
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:49 pm to
The beer shits that I have sometimes are insane. I can't even imagine him. Like a damn elephant at the zoo
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