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To all the emergency plumbers out there, thank you

Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:36 pm
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7122 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:36 pm
I had a plumbing emergency late sunday evening, called up the local plumber that does keep someone on call for emergencies, 100 feet and 1.5 hours later, toilet flushes and no more backup into the shower. Y'all are worth every damn penny.

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17684 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:36 pm to
I have a girl that could use a plumber. House smelled like shite.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:37 pm to
Sounds like an epic turd
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:38 pm to
Getting some mileage out of that story.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Y'all are worth every damn penny.
Agreed. Throw AC repairmen in as well.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:39 pm to
She dumped a big load because she wanted to do anal.... She had the path cleared out for ya
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:40 pm to
I bet that cost a you a shite ton
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7122 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

I bet that cost a you a shite ton


$220
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25407 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:44 pm to
Tell your wife to quit letting Jody flush the condoms
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7122 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Tell your wife to quit letting Jody flush the condoms


That was not our problem, but the plumber did have some good stories about pipes full of condoms
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:48 pm to
What about the threesome? Where's the update on that ordeal?
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7122 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Where's the update on that ordeal?


developing...
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

developing


Has the friend been approached? Does she agree? Set a date yet? Been taking penis enlargement pills the last 30 days?

More details needed.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 8:04 pm to
I don't know about penis enlargement pills so much as doing some endurance training
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

I don't know about penis enlargement pills so much as doing some endurance training


Yeah I should've added rubbing Stay-Hard to his flacid cock and beating it like it owed him money for endurance training because the pressure of an organized first time threesome can't be very comforting of a feeling.
Posted by Tigerhouse
Member since Feb 2012
347 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 8:10 pm to
You really need a girlfriend eh?
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

You really need a girlfriend eh?


I need a girlfriend like I need a hole in the side of my head. My wife, son, and wallet wouldn't approve of that behavior.
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