you serious clark?
no but I have similar things asked of me when something doesn't go exactly to someone else's demands.
Imagine you take your car into the shop for some mechanical trouble. They say that they should be able to get it ready tomorrow by noon. You show up at noon, and they say it will be just another 15-20 mins.
"oh no, I need the car now. Give me a car, then deliver my car to my house, & I don't want to pay for anything because it's late.
"Really? Anything else Mrs. Rosenbergsteinbaum?"