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Things humans do that nature would think is f'ed up
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:22 am
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:22 am
For fun let's imagine that all of nature was conscious and we could all speak to each other.
I'm talking everything from animals, bugs, and bacteria to trees and plants.
What normal things that we do everyday would the mythical "nature council" think was fricked up?
For instance using paper towels to dry our hands. Could you imagine the horror trees would have seeing us kill and use them for a trivial thing like drying our hands. That would be comical.
Of course this wouldn't be exclusive to humans. We would certainly give insects some lip about always raiding our homes, being a nuisance, and biting us all the time. fricking assholes.
And bacteria? Well everyone would hate those evil bastards. They'd be like the Nazi Germany of the nature world.
I'm talking everything from animals, bugs, and bacteria to trees and plants.
What normal things that we do everyday would the mythical "nature council" think was fricked up?
For instance using paper towels to dry our hands. Could you imagine the horror trees would have seeing us kill and use them for a trivial thing like drying our hands. That would be comical.
Of course this wouldn't be exclusive to humans. We would certainly give insects some lip about always raiding our homes, being a nuisance, and biting us all the time. fricking assholes.
And bacteria? Well everyone would hate those evil bastards. They'd be like the Nazi Germany of the nature world.
This post was edited on 5/30/15 at 10:24 am
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:23 am to rintintin
Selfies
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:25 am to rintintin
Nature would probably think it was fricked that we keep cutting down all their forests and how it's normal to piss on trees
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:25 am to rintintin
The OT.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:26 am to rintintin
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And bacteria? Well everyone would hate those evil bastards. They'd be like the Nazi Germany of the nature world.
Do you even cheese man?
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:27 am to rintintin
Abortion
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:27 am to rintintin
Kill other animals just for fun.
And before any rednecks jump my shite, I'm not talking about hunters who do it and eat their kill, kill pests or do it to control the population on their hunting land. I'm talking about the kind of assholes that go out on public roads, shoot animals from their trucks and just leave them there to rot.
And before any rednecks jump my shite, I'm not talking about hunters who do it and eat their kill, kill pests or do it to control the population on their hunting land. I'm talking about the kind of assholes that go out on public roads, shoot animals from their trucks and just leave them there to rot.
This post was edited on 5/30/15 at 10:31 am
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:30 am to rintintin
Consensual sex. Hate to say it, but most of the time when animals bang the female isn't terribly into it. If you watch some cat-banging videos on YouTube, they all seem pretty rapey.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:30 am to rintintin
Even what you are doing now is fricked up. You are using a computer, which runs on electricity that must be generated by some natural energy source, to talk about inane bullshite on a message board, which is a "web site" hosted on a server, which uses even more energy than your computer.
So we are all wasting the frick out of some energy right now, frankly.
So we are all wasting the frick out of some energy right now, frankly.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:30 am to Henry Jones Jr
Anal sex. Can't believe there are other animals doing this. At least, not on purpose.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:33 am to LucasP
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If you watch some cat-banging videos on YouTube, they all seem pretty rapey.
You wouldn't like it either if you had a barbed penis stuck in you
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:36 am to rintintin
Whacha gonna do about/with human placentas?
I'll hang up and listen.
I'll hang up and listen.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:36 am to rintintin
You must not know anything about bacteria. You idiot.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:37 am to rintintin
Homosexuality.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:38 am to 12
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Selfies
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:41 am to rintintin
Humans do not run this planet, microorganisms do, and always have.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:43 am to Rhino5
Hate to break this to you rhino but homosexuality is rampant in the animal kingdom
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:44 am to rintintin
Piihb - no reproductive purpose
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:44 am to sabes que
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Humans do not run this planet, microorganisms do, and always have.
Whatevah
Microorganisms are little bitches.
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