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The weirdest thing happened to me at the mall - Malaysia
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:08 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:08 am
So I had lunch at Pavillion mall Kuala Lumpur yesterday. This is one of the nicer malls here in Malaysia.
I'm on the top floor walking to the central escalators to head down to my apt (I stay at the apts in the mall).
Anyways about 30ft away a guy is walking towards me. Mid 20s, looked like burmese or thai - a darker skinned asian. Anyway this guy has like bright silver eyes. Almost like those yellow contacts except these were giving off ligth.
He sees me looking at him and quickly opens his mouth in a snarl and the guy has 2 huge vampire fangs. Im like WTF
I peel off to the side and take out my phone and pretend to text someone so he can walk past. He walks past and right after he passes me he turns around and asks "you want a blowjob"
weird weird. This was at like 2pm. I dont think this was a vampire bc it was daylight prob just a mentally deranged individual
I'm on the top floor walking to the central escalators to head down to my apt (I stay at the apts in the mall).
Anyways about 30ft away a guy is walking towards me. Mid 20s, looked like burmese or thai - a darker skinned asian. Anyway this guy has like bright silver eyes. Almost like those yellow contacts except these were giving off ligth.
He sees me looking at him and quickly opens his mouth in a snarl and the guy has 2 huge vampire fangs. Im like WTF
I peel off to the side and take out my phone and pretend to text someone so he can walk past. He walks past and right after he passes me he turns around and asks "you want a blowjob"
weird weird. This was at like 2pm. I dont think this was a vampire bc it was daylight prob just a mentally deranged individual
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:17 am to lsuoilengr
OK. I will say it.
WTF???
Oh yeah. Put the bong down and take a step back.
WTF???
Oh yeah. Put the bong down and take a step back.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:19 am to lsuoilengr
it 100% a true story
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:21 am to lsuoilengr
How was the BJ?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:25 am to lsuoilengr
same exact thing happened to a friend of my dad's in '82
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:31 am to lsuoilengr
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:34 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:33 am to lsuoilengr
Have fun being on the world's next missing plane on your flight out.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:33 am to lsuoilengr
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:40 am to dbeck
his eyes were glowing silver. like 2 small beams of light... i was like aw hell nah. i wouldnt be surprised if there was a vampire cult here. this place is wack
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:04 am to lsuoilengr
Geez
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:12 am to lsuoilengr
No one ask him what he's doing in Malaysia. It's the whole point of this thread.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:32 am to lsuoilengr
So is this your first time on LSD? Sounds like you may have gotten a bad batch, or a really good one. I've never tried it.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:39 am to lsuoilengr
Same exact thing happened to me at Perkins Rowe a while back.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:46 am to tiger114
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How was the BJ
Toothy?
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 5:47 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:50 am to KGSoloMan5000
quote:
No one ask him what he's doing in Malaysia. It's the whole point of this thread.
Look at his screen name. Pretty easy to figure out.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:22 am to lsuoilengr
quote:
it was 2pm when I saw him. his well-kept skin was as dark as the midnight sky. his eyes gleamed with the most spectacular glimmer of silver as he flashed a toothy smile my way. I could hardly believe it. Was this tall, impossibly handsome guy really acknowledging me? I smiled back and knew the bait was set. I turned and pulled out my phone to text my buddy that I had just seen the cutest guy on this side of Jakarta, when it happened. With a swift fluid motion, the qt whisped past me, pirouetted on his toe, and offered me his perfect mouth. Before he even finished the word "job" my shorts were at my ankles. "I thought you'd never ask." Right there, I slid my already throbbing
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:00 am to lsuoilengr
You know he's a real vampire if the mall has a store that only sells wooden stakes, garlic necklaces, and crucifixes.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:00 am to lsuoilengr
Mall in Petronas Towers?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:31 am to lsuoilengr
Do they make truck nuts there?
Posted on 5/20/16 at 7:42 am to lsuoilengr
One time me, my mom, and my brother moved to a new town and my brother started hanging out with these weirdos on the beach at night. Turns out they were vampires and turned my big bro into a vampire. So me and my buddy ended up having to kill my mom's boyfriend because he was the head vampire.
Then I got into drugs.
Then I got into drugs.
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