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Martini
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The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
I don't believe this guy trusts himself anymore

It's an old favorite.

A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.
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notiger1997
Member since May 2009
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Been a good ten years since I've seen this.
Oldie but goodie


Martini
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
I'm in tears reading it and yes I guarantee it's been ten years.


LSUEnvy
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
"The move".....so true


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TheArrogantCorndog
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
How have I never read this story before

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In the next several seconds, there were a handful of farts, a couple of turds, and the event ended, yet I was now sitting there with my pants full of vomit, my back covered in shite that had bounced off the toilet, spattered on three ceramic-tiled walls to a height of about five feet, and still had enough force to come back at me, covering the back of my shirt with droplets of liquid shite. All while thick shite was spread all over my arse in a ring curiously in the shape of a toilet seat.

And there was no fricking toilet paper.




Glorious



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thetigerman
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Never seen that before. That is EPIC!


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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Ryan's Steakhouse


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RedPop4
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Internet Classic.


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SuperSaint
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Meh....


GreatLakesTiger24
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
White Jeep grand Cherokee is better


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Martini
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Member since Mar 2005
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
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Meh....




An aristocratic Golden Corral fan.


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Hu_Flung_Pu
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re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
I freaking love that story. Makes me laugh all the time. I'm immature though.


Martini
North Carolina Fan
Clayton, GA
Member since Mar 2005
38638 posts

re: The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
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Hu_Flung_Pu

The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
I freaking love that story. Makes me laugh all the time. I'm immature though.




It was meant for you Hu.


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