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The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina

Posted on 3/3/15 at 7:30 am
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11904 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 7:30 am
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Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.

The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes.

Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals.




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Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart."

It costs £119.99 and people are actually buying it.





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Wow is all I can say," one reviewer wrote. "The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything - be warned! The toy is so much fun."




Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 7:32 am to
a vibrating camera? seems shaky
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 7:35 am to
why
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11904 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:16 am to
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Why





Didn't you read the review?

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Wow is all I can say," one reviewer wrote. "The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything - be warned! The toy is so much fun."
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26413 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:28 am to
The woman in the video sounds like the same woman from the Viagra commercials... coincidence..?
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:34 am to
That's a next level tug right there. staring at some whores fallopian tubes on my phone
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 8:35 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34904 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:41 am to
I'm into some pretty sick stuff but the inner workings of a vagina doesn't do it for me.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:43 am to
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I'm into some pretty sick stuff but the inner workings of a vagina doesn't do it for me.

Ditto.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107362 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:45 am to
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Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 8:45 am to
I saw the inside of a vagina in 7th grade sex Ed. That was plenty for me.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:13 am to
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the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals. 




Snapchatting just got a whole lot more interesting
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77909 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:21 am to
have none of you watched 'enter the void'?
Posted by Canuck Tiger
Member since Sep 2010
1726 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:23 am to
Instead of "call me daddy" this thing is gonna be like "I'm the foursquare mayor of this"
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15079 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:31 am to
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:33 am to
This seems very sexist, why can't it also be for a guy's butthole?
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 9:34 am
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:39 am to
This will let you check that bar skank for warts/herpes inside her vag prior to you ramming them with your dick.

Genius.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:44 am to
Good call. nothing ignites sexual tension like gazing into a male arse cavity

I'm sure nietzchie would endorse this as a method for finding ones true self esteem
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:01 am to
That goes under "Things you can't un-see".
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:05 am to
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why
Why not?? The idiocracy never ends.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:07 am to
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offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals.


will it talk back?
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