re: The man deciding whether to cheat on his sexless relationship

If you really love your wife then go out of your way to not get caught fricking your co-worker. If there are other issues with your wife, like not getting alone etc. then a divorce is in order. Good luck, my first wife was like that and I cheated many, many times. A divorce happened after four years but she still has no clue I cheated.

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Up to the guy. I think sex is overrated, but I am sure I will get flamed on here...small penis, ghey, homo, etc. I got more important things to do.

Not married and no kids. Never been married. Been with gf since 99.

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I am with you. I like sex. I like having sex. But as far as importance in a relationship its doesn't even crack the top 10.

I am fine with sex once or twice a week. I could get it more, but she wants me to seduce her. And its just too much work. I much prefer the show her my penis and she starts sucking it routine.

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Have you tried the surprise mudcheck in the shower while she has shampoo in her hair?

And to the non reader from Alabama.... Have someone read the original post to you. Listen for the word girlfriend. Have a literate friend explain why that is not a wife.

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my wife is an odd duck, that might actually work.

When she gets gassy, she will suggest a contest on who can fart the loudest. I always win, but for a girl that weighs 100lbs some serious stink can come oout. Like old man fart smells. fricking vegetarians.

Eddie Murphy said once that when you make a girl go "oooohhhh" and have a really hard orgasm you can do whatever you want and get it whenever you want. Obvisiouly this beta has not done that.

Also it's obvious she is fricking someone else.

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Even if only on Sundays.

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Why's it gotta be the lord's day? JK the lord does not exist.

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make a girl go "oooohhhh" and have a really hard orgasm you can do whatever you want and get it whenever you

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"Hey! It wasn't me."

He's not that serious if there is no ring.

If he is keeping a journal, he's tired of her arse. frick the hottie and dump the other one.

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When she gets gassy, she will suggest a contest on who can fart the loudest. I always win, but for a girl that weighs 100lbs some serious stink can come oout. Like old man fart smells. fricking vegetarians.

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Return it for another model that doesn't leak.

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Even if only on Sundays. Why's it gotta be the lord's day? JK the lord does not exist.

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Used to live on the same street as a church, with another church a block away. Used to enjoy pounding my ex-gf with the church bell soundtrack. Sunday mornings still make me horny.

It is no good being in a relationship without sex.
He needs to go after Lara.

It's alright to cheat as long as you don't get caught.