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re: The man deciding whether to cheat on his sexless relationship

Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38978 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:19 pm to
Dear sexless GF,

I am about to have binge sex, morning noon and night. It will not be with you so I would like you to GTFO 2 years and 11 months ago. You are welcome for not killing you.

Thanks for dinner.

Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:19 pm to
I don't understand not just ending it

She's a three year gf. Bfd
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Catholic upbringing
quote:

Girlfriend
time to put a ring on it if he wants more sex
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45041 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Her mother explained to her you are to take care of you husband. If you don't someone else will.


Moral issues aside, this is the reality.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:26 pm to
move out.

if you are on the lease, tell her to move out.

once you are a totally free man, ask Lara out.

avoid drama. it will eat you up.

Don't tell her why. BRING IT TO AN END.

YOU DESERVE BETTER.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47522 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Year one, we had sex a fair amount. Year two, we had sex twice a month or so?


and year 3 they don't have sex at all. At his current rate she'll be making him watch her gang bang other guys in 8 months.

He should end it.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:31 pm to
dayum fool -- end it!! She is just a gf -- stupid to hang around. If you think there is long term potential here, then hope you enjoy getting cut off on a regular basis.
Gawd I hate men who can't make men decision. Do you sit down to piss?
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Her mother explained to her you are to take care of you husband. If you don't someone else will.
I want to know exactly what this means. I'm a grown arse man and I can take care of myself.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58514 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

time to put a ring on it if he wants more sex


Oh yeah, that works every time.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

I want to know exactly what this means. I'm a grown arse man and I can take care of myself.


Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:37 pm to
if she's not banging him then she's banging someone else, because she's getting it somewhere.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47522 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

I'm a grown arse man and I can take care of myself.


I think we know why your banana is sad now.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7135 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

has anyone ever heard of a story of a bro pulling a 3some with 2 sisters??


No, but I've heard a story of a chick pulling a 3some with 2 brothers.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71296 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:42 pm to
I've had a gf like that. Never again, good sex is not worth dating an insane asalyum.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47522 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

if she's not banging him then she's banging someone else, because she's getting it somewhere.


She's probably banging "Lara" that works with her boyfriend.
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
4939 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:43 pm to
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Dude needs to end it now, no reason to stay in that relationship or cheat, it's not a marriage yet. Time to get the crap out, that girl is not for him.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:


I want to know exactly what this means. I'm a grown arse man and I can take care of myself







If you don't know what this means you are not a grown arse man
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:47 pm to
You children need to grow up.
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1153 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:48 pm to
If you like your gf enough to keep her outside of sex then cheat but not with the office girl Lara. Sorry no shitting where you eat. Also, no online profiles. Start a hobby where you go alone on weeknight evenings: gym, boxing, music lessons, kayaking, etc. Go on your dates on these nights. Get a room on the other side of town with fake email, burner phone, furnishings. Can't afford to half arse it.
Posted by Geaux2015
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
1212 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 3:48 pm to
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Why would you live with someone you're not having sex with? Or why for that matter would she live with you if you're not having sex. Reality check; that's just a massive waste of time and emotional capital. Tell her its over, tell her you want her to leave. If she wont leave go rent a place of your own and pack up and leave. Ask work girl out for drinks and don't whine to her about your failed relationship but just proceed as you would on any first date. 



This

Isn't he 31? frick that. If he is this unhappy now...leave. I sure the frick won't get any better.
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