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The man deciding whether to cheat on his sexless relationship
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:16 pm
TL,DR. Girlfriend is a prude he has a nice hot thing throwing it at him hard and fast like Aaron Rodgers.
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10:30 a.m. My girlfriend and I slept in. We sleep on opposite sides of the bed. Every now and then we will touch feet, but that’s the extent of our in-bed cuddling. It’s been almost three years, so maybe sleeping like siblings rather than lovers is no big deal … but, call me romantic, I’d love to wake up in each other’s arms. Even if only on Sundays.
10 p.m. I lie in bed sexually frustrated. My girlfriend has never been very sexual. She blames her Catholic upbringing, and she also believes some people are born with higher/lower sex drives than others. Her sex drive is extremely low. Mine is not outrageously high but … I like sex a lot! Year one, we had sex a fair amount. Year two, we had sex twice a month or so? Now, it’s a special-occasion thing only. Christmas, birthdays … what a cliché!
DAY TWO
8 a.m. We are getting dressed for work. Lately, work has been a lot more interesting for me since I’ve developed a bit of an office crush, "Lara." She’s new at the office, very beautiful, and ridiculously fun. I would NEVER have entertained the idea of flirting with her if my relationship circumstances were different. But now, to cheat or not to cheat is something I’m grappling with.
And on it goes...
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10:30 a.m. My girlfriend and I slept in. We sleep on opposite sides of the bed. Every now and then we will touch feet, but that’s the extent of our in-bed cuddling. It’s been almost three years, so maybe sleeping like siblings rather than lovers is no big deal … but, call me romantic, I’d love to wake up in each other’s arms. Even if only on Sundays.
10 p.m. I lie in bed sexually frustrated. My girlfriend has never been very sexual. She blames her Catholic upbringing, and she also believes some people are born with higher/lower sex drives than others. Her sex drive is extremely low. Mine is not outrageously high but … I like sex a lot! Year one, we had sex a fair amount. Year two, we had sex twice a month or so? Now, it’s a special-occasion thing only. Christmas, birthdays … what a cliché!
DAY TWO
8 a.m. We are getting dressed for work. Lately, work has been a lot more interesting for me since I’ve developed a bit of an office crush, "Lara." She’s new at the office, very beautiful, and ridiculously fun. I would NEVER have entertained the idea of flirting with her if my relationship circumstances were different. But now, to cheat or not to cheat is something I’m grappling with.
And on it goes...
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:18 pm to RedRifle
Women get into relationships/marriage to stop having sex. That freaky shite in the beginning is to trap you.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:20 pm to RedRifle
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She blames her Catholic upbringing
Haha, I know plenty of Catholic sluts.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:20 pm to RedRifle
If they are not married he should put some serious thought into getting out of it. Cheating would only make him the bad guy. Love is important, obviously, but so is intimacy. Its not like itll get better when theyre married.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:20 pm to Commandeaux
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Women get into relationships/marriage to stop having sex.
According to whom? That only happened to me once, and it wasn't my wife.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
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Girlfriend is a prude
Stopped there.
If he can't figure this one out he is too stupid to chance procreation anyway.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
Why on earth would someone live with a girlfriend that wasn't having sex with them?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
Girlfriend? Not a wife and no kid? That's not normal.
If you said married with kids I'd say normal.
If you said married with kids I'd say normal.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
Dude is a beta. What man likes to cuddle?
And it's only a girlfriend. Dump her arse because she is already fricking around on him anyway.
And it's only a girlfriend. Dump her arse because she is already fricking around on him anyway.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:22 pm to RedRifle
This dude is an a-hole and has only himself to blame for his priapism.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:23 pm to RedRifle
He will cheat. I would if it was my situation.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:24 pm to coolpapaboze
Dude needs to end it now, no reason to stay in that relationship or cheat, it's not a marriage yet. Time to get the crap out, that girl is not for him.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:25 pm to RedRifle
Well frick that. Story ends right in the middle of everything.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:26 pm to RedRifle
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But now, to cheat or not to cheat is something I’m grappling with.
Somebody needs to tell this dude that he is the piece of shite, not his girlfriend. Why doesn't he end the relationship like a normal, dignified person?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:27 pm to RedRifle
He needs to leave the girlfriend.
They're not married. There is no point in staying in that type of relationship when marriage /kids aren't involved.
They're not married. There is no point in staying in that type of relationship when marriage /kids aren't involved.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:29 pm to BayouBengals03
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Well frick that. Story ends right in the middle of everything
This story sucked
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:29 pm to jrodLSUke
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Somebody needs to tell this dude that he is the piece of shite, not his girlfriend. Why doesn't he end the relationship like a normal, dignified person?
Yep. Truthfully though, assuming he's honest about the GF and she is a through and through prude, would she want him to stick around even if that meant he'd occasionally be getting it elsewhere? I doubt it, but I suppose it's possible.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Taurus
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And it's only a girlfriend. Dump her arse
Good answer.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:37 pm to RedRifle
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7 p.m. frick it. Lara walks by my desk on her way out. She is carrying a gym bag and I ask if she’d rather work out … or have some drinks with me. It didn’t take a lot of convincing.
For God's sakes Man, you have a perfect opportunity to slip in some sexual innuendo and you just completely blow your opportunity!
For example:
or
I've got a piece of equipment that can give you a really good workout.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 2:39 pm to RedRifle
I'd divorce her. Sorry, you can't expect a man to stay faithful if you act like you enjoy sex to entice a man into marriage and then just stop sex almost entirely.
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