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The Bachelor producers should offer Tebow some serious cash to be the bachelor
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:48 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:48 am
The ratings would be off the charts. Record setting. Especially if it was an all virgin cast that culminated with Timmy losing his virginity in the "fantasy suite".
Can you imagine?
I imagine Timmy would do it if Bachelor producers agreed to donate a few million to Christian ministries worldwide or Timmy's favorite charities.
Perhaps to make it interesting the producers include a few sloots (succubi) to tempt Timmy. Perhaps the "fantasy suite" is available at any time during filming rather than on the last three dates.
Perhaps the secret objective wouldn't be to see Timmy gets engaged, but rather to see if Timmy loses his virginity.
Perhaps they include one male along with the women competing for Timmy's affection.
Hell...I'd watch it!
Can you imagine?
I imagine Timmy would do it if Bachelor producers agreed to donate a few million to Christian ministries worldwide or Timmy's favorite charities.
Perhaps to make it interesting the producers include a few sloots (succubi) to tempt Timmy. Perhaps the "fantasy suite" is available at any time during filming rather than on the last three dates.
Perhaps the secret objective wouldn't be to see Timmy gets engaged, but rather to see if Timmy loses his virginity.
Perhaps they include one male along with the women competing for Timmy's affection.
Hell...I'd watch it!
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 7:52 am
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Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:50 am to mizzoukills
It would be a boring show if he isn't sleeping around.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:51 am to mizzoukills
He would rather go cut the foreskin off of kids in the Philippines.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:51 am to mizzoukills
ghey
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:51 am to mizzoukills
You want to see Tim's penis. Oooh.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 7:52 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:00 am to mizzoukills
If they included the male then there would be no suspense
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:01 am to mizzoukills
I think Lochte is going to dominate when it comes to reality TV. It's all he had left.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:04 am to mizzoukills
I know they went after him and offered a couple of years ago and he turned them down. Reality TV is a death trap to revitalize a career in any form or fashion. Tebow isn't stupid. As long as he feels he has some sort of hope and dream to become something he's not going to fall for that death trap. Also, he is careful to protect his brand. That show pretty much destroys everything he stands for.
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 8:06 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:05 am to mizzoukills
I'd love to see them load him up with MDMA and let him go to town. It would be hilarious.
And I don't believe for one moment he is actually a virgin. He is religious, and comes from a religious family. I don't fault people for being religious. It's not my thing but most religious folk I know have good hearts.
But you can't tell me that in all 4 years at UF, with all the pictures you have seen online with all those co-eds posing with him, that he didn't get a taste? Hell even Percy Harvin has actually said that he seen't it.
And I don't believe for one moment he is actually a virgin. He is religious, and comes from a religious family. I don't fault people for being religious. It's not my thing but most religious folk I know have good hearts.
But you can't tell me that in all 4 years at UF, with all the pictures you have seen online with all those co-eds posing with him, that he didn't get a taste? Hell even Percy Harvin has actually said that he seen't it.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:06 am to Corch Urban Myers
Were you there?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:07 am to mizzoukills
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 9:55 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:07 am to mizzoukills
The contestants would all have to be men for it to work for him.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:08 am to Corch Urban Myers
You know there is another, completely plausible scenario, right?
ETA:
Killz I'm one of your 2 upvotes
ETA:
Killz I'm one of your 2 upvotes
This post was edited on 9/8/16 at 8:09 am
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:09 am to Paul Allen
Of course I was.
Butthorn.
You flooded out yet? I hope not. How is CCLA doing?
Butthorn.
You flooded out yet? I hope not. How is CCLA doing?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:11 am to mizzoukills
You mean the Bachelorette don't you?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:12 am to Swoopin
quote:
You know there is another, completely plausible scenario, right?
LOL the gay rumors?
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:15 am to mizzoukills
He's making that Minor League Baseball cash now. The Bachelor won't be able to touch that.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:16 am to Scooba
I think he and Kaylee Hartung should get married.
Posted on 9/8/16 at 8:31 am to mizzoukills
Frankly this is just plain weird and disturbing at the same time.
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