Sports teams suck and Raleigh's better.
But you should go to Matthews and hook up with some sloots.
Lots of sloots in and around charlotte.
Find the parking garage with the musical tones and just go around hitting them. That should keep you occupied for a while.
Until the security guard says "Aren't you a little old for that?"
And you say, frick off gramps.
Then you go to the childrens library frick yea.