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Tallywackers: All-male version of Hooters opens in May

Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:39 am
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:39 am
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Have you been longing for a male-version of Hooters? Well, the wait is over! Tallywackers is the name and sex appeal is the game. It's no "breastraunt" but it's a place for someone who is looking for male eye candy with their burgers. According to their gaudy Craigslist ad, Tallywackers is currently hiring a male only staff for their grand opening in May. Just in time for Mother's Day?? Well, we're not too sure about that one...but the whole idea has the whole town talking. The idea of beefed up guys serving hot dogs and cocktails has been contemplated by most and come next month, it'll be a reality in the Dallas, Texas area. So, if you have a craving for topless men in red aprons with rock-hard abs, you might find yourself booking a flight to Dallas sooner than you think...





New place for the next OT Dallas get together?


There is a nice talent show at the bottom of the link for your viewing pleasure
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 7:22 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:43 am to
quote:

New place for the next OT Dallas get together?


If you are a pickle smoocher. It'll be full of homos after a month.

Advantage to that is they tend to have a lot of disposable income. Should be able to make some good tips if you remember to put the potato in the front of your pants.
Posted by iliveinabox
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Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:46 am to
coming out?
Posted by wizziko
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Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 5:47 am to
I just applied there
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16952 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:18 am to
Are they gonna wear chubbies and tank tops?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:19 am to
So that's where posters go when they're banned...
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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69047 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:56 am to
I think it's boy shorts and no shirts, at least that's what I saw on Facebook.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38099 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:58 am to
Yummy!









Wait what?
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7975 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:03 am to
I wonder how long it'll be before someone screams discrimination over only hiring males?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:20 am to
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NASA_ISS_Tiger


Are you Dale Gribble?
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:23 am to
Should be named Goobers. The chosen name is to long.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
66881 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:25 am to
quote:

I think it's boy shorts and no shirts, at least that's what I saw on Facebook.


Damn, that sounds gross on multiple levels.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:29 am to
Some menu items:


The Bulging 1/2 lb burger
The Gerthy 12" sandwich
Cock of the Walk chicken wings with dude-licious sauces
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:34 am to
#Triggered
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:34 am to
Slogan: 100% hand picked beef
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7975 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:36 am to
Nope. I'm a real person...and I don't play an animated one on TV...nor did I sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 7:51 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:43 am to
It's already been posted here. They're building the place in the middle of the gay section of town btw, this will be a great place to meet a guy who likes, um, hot dogs.

quote:

There is a nice talent show at the bottom of the link for your viewing pleasure


The 2015 Hooters Int'l Bikini Pageant, actually. Definitely better talent than this gay bar will have.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 7:45 am
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Advantage to that is they tend to have a lot of disposable income.


Disadvantage is that most gay people (at least my gay friends) like more gourmet dining experiences...not hotdogs.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Have you been longing for a male-version of Hooters? Well, the wait is over! Tallywackers is the name and sex appeal is the game. It's no "breastraunt" but it's a place for someone who is looking for male eye candy with their burgers. According to their gaudy Craigslist ad, Tallywackers is currently hiring a male only staff for their grand opening in May. Just in time for Mother's Day?? Well, we're not too sure about that one...but the whole idea has the whole town talking. The idea of beefed up guys serving hot dogs and cocktails has been contemplated by most and come next month, it'll be a reality in the Dallas, Texas area. So, if you have a craving for topless men in red aprons with rock-hard abs, you might find yourself booking a flight to Dallas sooner than you think...


Wow. I'm shocked.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Slogan: 100% hand picked beef



Gay couples will have problems here like straight guys have with their SOs when they go to Hooters...


"I swear, I go there for the wings. They have good wings!"
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