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Tainted Buffet at Jacksonville Strip Club Blamed for Severe Diarrhea Incident on Stage

Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:53 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:53 am
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Classic Florida story.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:55 am to
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9345 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:00 am to
And I thought I had bad days at work. Lololol
Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1563 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:01 am to
Really can't make this up. High heels and diarrhea don't mix.....lol
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 6:02 am
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:06 am to
You know this is someone's sick fantasy come true...
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:08 am to
Fantastic article... especially how they struggled to get offstage

quote:

High heels and diarrhea really don't mix


Or this gem

quote:

In my time, I've seen faeces in a urinal once or twice, but never in the sinks.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:13 am to
quote:

You know this is someone's sick fantasy come true...


quote:

They had a hard time getting off stage, said one witness, who stuck around for the shitshow."


Found him!
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:15 am to
Or this..

quote:

I lost all interest in the show.


This is after a stripper shite on stage and several guys around him puked.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20350 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:17 am to
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:20 am to
They blamed it on shrimp when it was probably bad stripper dope.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20355 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:20 am to
Who in the frick would eat at a strip club?? That's disgusting enough by itself.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2476 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:23 am to
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2476 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:23 am to
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Who in the frick would eat at a strip club?? That's disgusting enough by itself.


Free breakfast buffet bro

ETA: usually you have to tip extra and bring a cup for that kind of action...
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 6:44 am
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:26 am to
Those strippers weren't worth a shite.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16170 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:28 am to
"Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident"

Really?

Thanks for that investigative tip.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15914 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:32 am to
I dunno why - but for an early morning thread - this cracked me the hell up.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:36 am to
Was this an all black strip club by any chance?
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10679 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:39 am to
That article was hilarious
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59587 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:42 am to
It was really well written.

Felt like I was there
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2476 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:47 am to
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"I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show."


Yeah no shite.
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 6:49 am
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