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Strategy when using a urinal
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:28 pm
Zipper only? Or zipper and button? Frank only? Or frank and beans out?
Me: zipper, frank and beans
Me: zipper, frank and beans
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Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:29 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Why would you take out the beans?
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:29 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:29 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Pants down around the ankles.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:30 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
You definitely got the gay if you putting this much thought in to public pissin
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:34 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Absolutely just zipper then frank. Then the all important reverse order frank then zipper.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:34 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
I shite in urinals.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:36 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
completely naked
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:37 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Zipper, frank, and hold underwear down with ring finger and pinkie for max flow.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:55 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Find some dude already standing in front of a urinal. Step up to his urinal, whip out the meat and crowd him in. Most of the time, these beta males will get the frick out of your way and will not say a damn thing. Enjoy the alpha dog moment.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:58 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
quote:
zipper, frank and beans
Doesn't make much sense, but the beanbag is coming out too. Just feels better.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:01 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:02 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Zipper, button. Frank and beans
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:04 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Zipper
Frank
Grab dick like a baseball bat
Piss all over my last three fingers
Wash hands
Frank
Zipper
Leave
Frank
Grab dick like a baseball bat
Piss all over my last three fingers
Wash hands
Frank
Zipper
Leave
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:05 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:
Zipper
Frank
Grab dick like a baseball bat
Piss all over my last three fingers
Wash hands
Frank
Zipper
Leave
Are you walking to the sink with your dick out
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:06 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
I pull out the whole bag and start batwinging that shite.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:08 pm to WPBTiger
quote:
Are you walking to the sink with your dick out
frick yeah. My dick needs time to breath.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:09 pm to MorgusTheMagnificent
Obviously not beans out because that's retarded. Pull up to urinal, back up two steps like a place kicker, pinch the tube and set the angle with index and middle finger while simultaneously releasing bladder. When it gets painful, release tube and blast piss into urinal from 5-7 feet away. There is no way to "stick the landing" so to speak, so piss all over the floor as bladder pressure drops.
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