re: Strangest Paranormal shite that has ever happened to you

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One night while out drinking with some buddies we stopped at one of my friends house and his family was having a get together. His great aunt who is a traiteur (so said) was there and reading everyone's palms giving typical psychic nonsense. This lady was pure coonass from Lake Arthur and was telling my buddies they would have x amount of kids and work in x profession and have x amount of marriages... She looks at my hand and just starts balling crying and wouldn't say anything. She uttered something in French to the other old ladies there and cried for like 15 minutes.
This never really bothered me, but some of my family still worries that something tragic will happen to me.

never walk up abandoned stairs you see in the woods...

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Blessed the house with holy oil and water the next day while my SO laughed at me. Don't care. It scared the crap out of me.

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Can't be too careful. I don't frick around with dreams or shite I see while I'm asleep.

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Ok, I'll share. Not sure this is paranormal in nature, but it definitely felt weird and very scary. As it just happened last week, it's still freaking me out. So, I had this dream. There were all of these deformed children wandering around a field and one regular lady who was like the caretaker of all these freaky kids. One kid had this weird elongated jaw, almost beaklike. And he kept tugging on the lady saying, "Mommy, what am I?" Over and over again. Nothing else. Just, "Mommy, what am I?" So, the lady got all aggravated with it and broke the kid's jaw and sort of reconfigured his face to look somewhat more normal but still grotesque. So far, this is normal nightmare stuff. Freaky and disturbing but nothing out of the ordinary. But, as soon as she adjusted the kid's face, he said in this deep, demon like voice, "I am the darkness of man." And that shite, I heard with my ears. Like outside of my dream. The voice woke me up. It scared the shite out of me, and I didn't sleep anymore.

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stop watching Children of the Corn

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oh go read yoga girl's thread if you want to see some great discussion on beejon-level stuff

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Thanks, a-hole that took a lot of energy out of me to share my part. Good lord

I've had a few unexplained encounters

Either white noise helicopter that has minimal blow, or hovering disc followed me for 4 miles at about 35 mph at twilight on a road that leads to Hadrian's wall. The reason we couldn't see it was the multimillion candlelight beams shining on the car like a damn abduction movie. It was above and behind us about 30 ft high and 40 ft back. It was foggy, so I couldn't speed away, I didn't know the road well enough.
It was boxing day, 1998, we were going to Scotland for new years and decided to see the wall.
I'm a bit of an expert in aircraft, and it could be emulated with today's technology, but since the vehicle was at least as massive as a large truck, Im not completely sure if we can make it go that slow...

I was at a weird deposition. It was at the guy's house because that's the only way it was going to happen, apparently. His own attorney didn't even show up (phoned in) and I was there in this guy's trailer with the court reporter - just the 3 of us.

The driver of the vehicle had died, in a subsequent drunk driving accident. So, this cat was the only eyewitness from the insured vehicle (IIRC). So, 90% of the deposition was about this dead guy.

For reasons I am unable to fully describe, I felt "compelled" to visit my mother's gravesite, as it was, more or less, on the way home. I have many family members buried there and it was a nice day, weather wise. After a few moments at my mother's grave, I crossed the cemetery where many of the recent burials of family members have been and just checked on things. I had a weird vibe at the cemetery the entire time and I would normally have just left.

But, I was compelled to walk around some more - then a relatively new headstone stood out from the surrounding ones, it was darker in color and although a row or so over, it really caught my eye when I got close.

And I'll be damned if it wasn't the tombstone of the dead guy I'd spent hours preparing the case and just deposed his passenger a few minutes before.

I got THE frick out of there with the quickness.

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And I'll be damned if it wasn't the tombstone of the dead guy I'd spent hours preparing the case and just deposed his passenger a few minutes before.

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Whoa. That's some next level ish right there.

Not since I was kid. Those things can't come in my house. But, the really weird thing was the next day (before the oil/water blessing), I was talking to my youngest son, who is autistic. He always sleeps in the living room. I can't get him to sleep in his bed. But, lately his TV has been acting up, so we got it fixed and I told him I wanted him to sleep in is room that night. Preparing him for the change. And he said, "I don't like it in there. I feel like there's a demon that's going to possess me." For him to say something like that the day after that dream was enough for me to believe something weird had actually happened and to not mess around.