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Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:37 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16063 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:37 am
I have a friend who has been having unprotected sex lately. He is married and his woe was out of town on business for several weeks. He has a couple of hotties in the office that made advances and now he has a wart on his groin. Dude came to me taking suicide. I read up on genital warts and they are associated with HPV. From what I read about HPV, there is no test and there is no cure. Amirite?
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:38 am to
Your herpes are forvever
Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:38 am to
Sorry about your STD.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:38 am to
Downvote.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:38 am to
Sorry about the dick warts bra.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:38 am to
Lucky you didn't get butt aids.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166131 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:39 am to
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1968 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:39 am to
He's fricked. No pun intended.

Unless his wife is very, very gullible and will eat some bullshite story.
Posted by wiz khaweefa
SWLM
Member since May 2015
92 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:40 am to
He could tell his wife that he rubbed a frog on his junk and it gave him warts.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50707 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

having unprotected sex lately


quote:

couple of hotties in the office


Posted by fatheadgator
Sanford, Fl
Member since Oct 2006
1354 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:41 am to
turn those lemons into lemonade my friend....go all Bruce Jenner...gets some buddies to film your life...cut it off...sell the video - $Millions
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:41 am to
2/10
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34980 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:41 am to
Tell her you got them from a tractor seat.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:41 am to
He shouldn't kill himself.

He probably won't say anything and pass HPV on to his wife. Way to go a-hole.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Dude came to me taking suicide
If he doesn't do it his wife most likely will
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:42 am to
And then she ends up dying from cervical cancer cause her husband couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
Posted by 13
Member since Apr 2006
1383 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:43 am to
Sometimes people get what they deserve....
Bright side: there are natural cures for such things. Takes a little research
Posted by No8Easy2
& ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11666 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:45 am to
quote:

I have a friend


so you got dick warts and dont want your wife to find out, got it
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:45 am to
Was it worth it man?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16063 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 10:45 am to
That is why he is suicidal. Doesn't know what to do. He thought the hotties were classy.
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