re: Spouses who argue in front of others

I always like to fake fight with my gf when we're in Walmart. I do it with an obnoxious southern accent as to really sell it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets called an "f'n bitch" in front of company.

A buddy of mine just started fricking around with a girl at work. I'd almost rather them fight. She's too quiet. Last night we were having a small get together between me and my neighbors apartments. They come but they don't wanna drive back to vachiere late. No biggie. Sleep on the futon. Things begin to wind down. I'm close to sleep. And I can just see her kind of talking to him on the sly about where they want to sleep. Using man logic he is being loud and saying "so what do you wanna do?" A torrent of I don't knows spewed from her. Aggravating a frick. Like the kinda person that would wait till you walk away to speak because they are worried about offending you. When really bitch I could give a frick.