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Sports that "make" and attract lesbians
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:36 am
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:36 am
-softball
-girls basketball
If your daughter plays either of these sports there's a good chance (72% probability) that she'll one day have a muff in her face. If you don't want her to have a muff in her face, you'd do better to choose a different sport.
-girls basketball
If your daughter plays either of these sports there's a good chance (72% probability) that she'll one day have a muff in her face. If you don't want her to have a muff in her face, you'd do better to choose a different sport.
This post was edited on 6/12/17 at 10:54 am
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:38 am to Pecker
Plus side: she's less likely to become a teen mom?
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:38 am to Pecker
College volleyball
*I hope*
*I hope*
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:39 am to Evil Little Thing
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Plus side: she's less likely to become a teen mom?
True.
Plus side: you can share your cargo shorts with her
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:39 am to Pecker
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(72% probability)
Where do you gather your data?
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:40 am to Pecker
Roller Derby
I think the lesbian rate is damn near 100%.
I think the lesbian rate is damn near 100%.
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:40 am to Pecker
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Plus side: you can share your cargo shorts with her
God yes. I hope we have the same size feet so I can pass down my Birkenstock collection.
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Where do you gather your data?
MIT did an extensive study on female sports vs instances of muffs in faces
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to Evil Little Thing
You could always donate them to Lisa Leslie if not
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to Pecker
Apparently, I was so bad at football in high school that a few women in the crowd were turned off by men all together.
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:43 am to Pecker
Rather her have muff than BBC
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:44 am to upgrayedd
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Wrestling
Not wrassslin though
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:44 am to Pecker
Well, which is:"make" or attract? You quite seem knowledgeable about science and women, so I'm sure you have all the answers to end this debate once and for all.
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:48 am to TigerNlc
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Rather her have muff than BBC
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:48 am to Tarik One
Well shite. Between tennis & golf, I'll be turned out in no time.
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:50 am to Pecker
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Sports that "make" or attract lesbians
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Pecker
This gone be good. You fricking retard.
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