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Sports that "make" and attract lesbians

Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:36 am
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:36 am
-softball
-girls basketball

If your daughter plays either of these sports there's a good chance (72% probability) that she'll one day have a muff in her face. If you don't want her to have a muff in her face, you'd do better to choose a different sport.

This post was edited on 6/12/17 at 10:54 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:38 am to
Plus side: she's less likely to become a teen mom?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:38 am to
College volleyball















*I hope*
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:39 am to
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Plus side: she's less likely to become a teen mom?




True.

Plus side: you can share your cargo shorts with her
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:39 am to
quidditch
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:39 am to
quote:

(72% probability)


Where do you gather your data?
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:40 am to
Roller Derby

I think the lesbian rate is damn near 100%.

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:40 am to
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Plus side: you can share your cargo shorts with her


God yes. I hope we have the same size feet so I can pass down my Birkenstock collection.
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to
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Where do you gather your data?




MIT did an extensive study on female sports vs instances of muffs in faces
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to
Wrestling
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to
You could always donate them to Lisa Leslie if not
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:41 am to
Apparently, I was so bad at football in high school that a few women in the crowd were turned off by men all together.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:43 am to
Rather her have muff than BBC
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:43 am to
Rugby
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:44 am to
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Wrestling

Not wrassslin though

Posted by ToesOnTheNose213
The present
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:44 am to
Well, which is:"make" or attract? You quite seem knowledgeable about science and women, so I'm sure you have all the answers to end this debate once and for all.
Posted by Tarik One
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:46 am to
Posted by Sammobile
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:48 am to
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Rather her have muff than BBC


Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:48 am to
Well shite. Between tennis & golf, I'll be turned out in no time.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:50 am to
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Sports that "make" or attract lesbians


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Pecker


This gone be good. You fricking retard.
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