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SPINOFF Thread: Trashiest/Craziest Things Seen at Office Christmas Parties
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:48 am
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:48 am
My boss donned a kilt and drunkenly crooned soulful 70's ballads through an xbox karaoke machine. However, this was not out of character for him.
Whatcha got for us, OT?
Whatcha got for us, OT?
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:49 am to Tigerlaff
I always see some good stuff at my wife's Christmas party. People will dress like utter trash, when the dress code is professional. It always provides good comedy.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:51 am to Tigerlaff
This promises to be a thread full of truthfulness.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:52 am to Tigerlaff
We played cards against humanity at ours
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:54 am to Phil A Sheo
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We played cards against humanity at ours
I could see that going horribly wrong, depending on the group of people. Basically not OK for the devoutly religious, minorities, or anyone lacking a morally casual attitude.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:55 am to Phil A Sheo
50,000 volts straight to the nipples!!!
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:55 am to Tigerlaff
My first company Christmas party, I enjoyed the scotch a bit much and called a shareholders wife a "stupid count" in front of everyone. I then went on to karoake "Bust a Move" at some wedding that was at the resort.
The next time I saw that shareholders wife 2 years later, she said "I remember you. You have a filthy mouth." and smiled at me.
The next time I saw that shareholders wife 2 years later, she said "I remember you. You have a filthy mouth." and smiled at me.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:59 am to Tigerlaff
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Basically not OK for the devoutly religious
Had one ordained minister...
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minorities
Had 4..
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or anyone lacking a morally casual attitude.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:00 am to dnm3305
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50,000 volts straight to the nipples!!!
.... Sadly I always hope to get the "children with arse cancer " card...Does that make me an awful person??
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:01 am to Tigerlaff
My office doesn't really have a Christmas party that can get crazy, but my girlfriend's does.
Last year one of her coworkers ripped off a bunch of tequila shots in a row then proceeded to hurl all over the bar. He tried to catch the puke with his hands as he was running away but actually caused it to splatter everywhere. It was pretty shocking/hilarious.
I guess this happened right in front of their CEO too.
Last year one of her coworkers ripped off a bunch of tequila shots in a row then proceeded to hurl all over the bar. He tried to catch the puke with his hands as he was running away but actually caused it to splatter everywhere. It was pretty shocking/hilarious.
I guess this happened right in front of their CEO too.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:06 am to Bluefin
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one of her coworkers
termed on Monday?
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:12 am to Phil A Sheo
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Sadly I always hope to get the "children with arse cancer " card...Does that make me an awful person??
Nope, that's one of about 10 trump cards along with -
Dick Fingers
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog
Auschwitz
Some God Damn peace and quiet
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:22 am to Salmon
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The next time I saw that shareholders wife 2 years later, she said "I remember you. You have a filthy mouth." and smiled at me.
sounds like she secretly enjoyed your brash mouth
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:24 am to Tigerlaff
Saw a coworker's wife's tits in all their glory when they came popping out of her low cut dress after she was drunk as shite a few years ago at our Christmas party.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:25 am to dnm3305
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Nope, that's one of about 10 trump cards along with - Dick Fingers
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog
Auschwitz
Some God Damn peace and quiet
... I like that one as well
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:26 am to Tigerlaff
Last year I had a few too many whiskies at my office Christmas party, and was hitting on all the female bartenders, then proceeded to threaten to kick the hosts arse before being asked to leave. 30 years old, and I'm still not mature enough to handle an open bar. This year my gf will be with me, so I plan to stay away from the hard liquor, and no pregaming.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:34 am to Homey the Clown
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stay away from the hard liquor, and no pregaming.
Office parties are like New Year's Eve, amateur nights. I usually nurse a couple drinks and watch the inevitable shitshow unfold.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:37 am to CadesCove
That's the plan this year.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:39 am to Homey the Clown
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Last year I had a few too many whiskies at my office Christmas party, and was hitting on all the female bartenders, then proceeded to threaten to kick the hosts arse before being asked to leave. 30 years old, and I'm still not mature enough to handle an open bar. This year my gf will be with me, so I plan to stay away from the hard liquor, and no pregaming.
god, i have to learn how to do that too. its the pre-gaming every time.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:19 am to Happygilmore
Went to a Red Elephant Christmas party a few yrs ago & one of the gifts was a large, very large black dildo. Female atty ended up with it, she threw it in her trunk, forgot about it. Mth later she went to Angola for a deposition, and when her trunk was searced by this large black guard, he pulled it out & held it up for all to see at the gate. Every Christmas party since she gets seriously kidded about it.
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