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Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:11 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:11 am
This is just about the most annoying thing I have had happened to me this month. I was eating a Kit Kat bar for breakfast and spilled a little chocolate on my white shirt. Now, it looks like I spilled chocolate and then tried to lick it up with Kit Kat bar still in my mouth (which I did).

Should I just tell people it's poo from a drowning puppy I saved? And do yall know of a way to get licked chocolate off of a polo shirt?
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12447 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:12 am to
quote:

polo shirt


subtle brag
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:13 am to
Being 5 years old is tough
Posted by biggsc
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Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:14 am to
Wear a bib
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:14 am to
If you're eating a kitkat for breakfast you're either fat, poor, or both.

Stop being fat and/or poor.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I was eating a Kit Kat bar for breakfast and spilled a little chocolate on my white shirt.



This is why America hates fat people, they are so fricking sloppy
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:19 am to
Only problem is I'm neither of those. It was just what I felt like eating at the time
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:34 am to
I have an assortment of Tide pens, Shout wipes, and club soda in my office for this. I also have a backup top and blazer, but that's more for if I need to look nicer than what I happened to wear that day, not for spills.
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:34 am to
you shouldn't be eating candy for breakfast.

Its bad for you.

You should be eating good food like boudin, or hoghead cheese.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:35 am to
Dumbass, well it is hammer time though, I expect nothing less..
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:36 am to
quote:

quote:
polo shirt


subtle brag


Jesus if thinking a polo shirt is bragging this board is poor.

And I keep a change of clothes in my vehicle as well as a Tide stick, bottled water and a towel.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:36 am to
quote:

It was just what I felt like eating at the time




Instead of the cock you're use to eating?
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:42 am to
It's always coffee for me. I always wear a throwdown shirt if I'm drinking coffee the's days, and put on the "real one" later.
Posted by poule deau
Member since Jan 2009
1405 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:42 am to
quote:

I spilled chocolate and then tried to lick it up with Kit Kat bar still in my mouth


So you spilled something on your shirt and then tried to remove said spill by "licking" it off?

Something tells me you have numerous shirts that are permanently stained...
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

I was eating a Kit Kat bar for breakfast


did you just become an adult?


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26436 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:53 am to
Story of my life bro...

I usually spill some kind of sauce on a white Polo..
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:57 am to
I actually ate boudin balls for breakfast yesterday
quote:

I have an assortment of Tide pens
Those things really work? I always figured they would just spread the stain out and you'd end up with a big wet spot and a bigger stain
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72591 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

I also have a backup top and blazer, but that's more for if I need to look nicer than what I happened to wear that day, not for spills.


This should be 'happen', not "happened" you stupid whore. DO NOT contribute with this kind of laziness.

Hope you are well.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

 I was eating a Kit Kat bar for breakfast
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23862 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:09 pm to
I become a magnet for shite within 5 seconds of putting a white shirt on
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