Spiders or roaches

shite gets real when the roach starts flying.

Spiders

Spiders don't bother me.

I've abandoned a bedroom for a few days because a roach got away before I could kill it.

I've done that too. I was scarred as a kid, because when my dad came in my room to wake me up one morning for school, he started laughing and told me to roll over, so I rolled over, and on the other side of the bed was a huge roach. Slept with ear plugs in for a month because I was afraid one would crawl in my ear

spiders at least kill other bugs

roaches are just fricking nasty

I much rather spiders. The little jumping ones are fun to play with.

A flying roach is the devil on Earth.

I would rather see a Cobra than a roach.

Spider and it ain't even close. Roach goes smoosh with the flip flop. The spider and the thought of missing with that flip flop

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I don't get the roach phobia.

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Roaches carry MRSA and shite, brah.

The other night freaked me out. I turned the TV off and I heard a scratching, skittering, like a mouse in the walls. No big deal, it happens, they get in.

So I smack the wall. It keeps on.

I smack it again. I make noise.


Still the scratching.

I get up and turn the light on and this huge fricking roach is on its back in a plastic container, just flailing around.

I killed it with a skewer.