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Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend

Posted on 9/8/15 at 12:59 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 12:59 pm
Women has sex with boyfriend for two years without knowing he was a she

The accused


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The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.


I hope this is not fake

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The woman said "Kye" was in the bathroom when she entered the hotel room and the bed was covered with rose petals and Hello Kitty bears.


Do girls really want that?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:02 pm to
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Do girls really want that?


Why do you think they call it "Hello Kitty"?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:02 pm to
This is confusing.

So many questions.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune


Damn I could really impress this chick
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7137 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:03 pm to
Upvote for the title
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70889 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:03 pm to
Sick The Killers reference bro
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7269 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.


This is one dumb chick. I'm recovering from a brain tumor so dont look at my junk.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
I love that song
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
kinda burnt out reading about idiots on the internet


just filing this under "will never know"
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:08 pm to
she looks like rory kinnear in penny dreadful
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:11 pm to
Tell me what you want What you like It's okay I'mma little curious too Tell me if it's wrong If it's right I don't care I can keep a secret could, you?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:11 pm to
ah, a "brain" tumor
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Do girls really want that?



asian bitches love Hello Kitty
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:19 pm to
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But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her 25-year-old friend Gayle Newland, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic was used.


Honest question I have about lesbians. What does the wearer of the strap-on get out doing this? I don't get it.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:21 pm to
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Kye Fortune


Fantastic fake name.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:22 pm to
Brain tumor scars... Like they removed the tumor from his dick head?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:25 pm to
Well f this chick. She obviously doesn't give head.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70889 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:31 pm to
pace yourself for me

I said baby baby please
Posted by SabiDojo
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Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:37 pm to
But I just don't know now. When all I want to do is try
Posted by TheMightyTerrier
Member since Nov 2010
2099 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 1:42 pm to
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I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'. I just pulled it off. Gayle was just standing there... I just couldn't believe it, I couldn't believe it. Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think'


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