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So that's what's been going on with Richard Simmons - he's a woman now

Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:19 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:19 am


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The incredible pictures of Simmons, 67, with flowing brunette locks and womanly curves are photoshop-free. And a friend of the exercise guru insisted, “[This is] not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!”




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Posted by its1999
Member since Aug 2009
1039 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:24 am to
This computes. He makes far more sense as a woman.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:25 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:26 am to
If he had sex with Caitlyn Jenner would that make him a lesbian?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:26 am to
Except he is a man.
Posted by its1999
Member since Aug 2009
1039 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:29 am to
Jeez man, I just ate breakfast, I don't need that image in my head. That's the reason I don't watch Botched reruns on my DVR while I'm eating.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:29 am to
NOLA Proud
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:34 am to
And Jesuit boys are the gay ones

Sister Martin
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4393 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:46 am to
Well, it's about time. I can't even be mad at it. Bruce, however, is just an attention whore.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16155 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:47 am to
This is as non surprising as learning George Michael was/is gay.


Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28072 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:50 am to
No, he isn't a woman. Neither is Bruce Jenner.



If I break into Lewis Hamilton's trailer and steal his driving suit and bitchin' diamond studs and put them on, am I the best driver in F1?
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 7:52 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:52 am to
quote:

If I break into Lewis Hamilton's trailer and steal his driving suit and bitchin' diamond studs and put them on, am I the best driver in F1?



Only if you identify that way. This is your safe space
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:52 am to
quote:

If I break into Lewis Hamilton's trailer and steal his driving suit and bitchin' diamond studs and put them on, I am the best driver in F1


No but you could make the case that you've become a race car driver.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:52 am to
So I guess he can now use the woman's shower at sports clubs.
Posted by Veritas vincit
Miles From Nowhere
Member since Jan 2011
606 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:53 am to
Looks more like a vampire in that cover pic.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:55 am to
I mean, you might be. I've never seen you drive.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:58 am to
Wait, Richard Simmons is gay?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28072 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 8:00 am to
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I mean, you might be. I've never seen you drive.



I may not impress you, but when Mrs. Wafer sees those 3 carat diamond studs, she'll be impressed.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 8:02 am to
Is anyone else besides the National Enquirer reporting this?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 8:02 am to
Hey now....
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