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So New York has been keeping track of noise complaints relating to sex.

Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:36 pm
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The loudest sex in New York last year has been traced to a Bay Ridge couple, based on the number of complaints registered by 311.

In 2014, the city received six calls coming from neighbors at 7201 Ridge Blvd. reporting the amorous pair’s bedroom activities, according to data compiled by DNAinfo. The couple apparently moved into the building sometime in October, according to an anonymous complainant who submitted this to 311 at 4:40 a.m. on a Friday in mid-November:

“Neighbors are having very loud sex with the windows open that can be heard throughout the whole bldg. [sic]”

“I’m not a prude but there are kids in the building, and it was just a ridiculously loud amount of noise being made that the first time another woman yelled out her window, ‘Shut your f–ing windows you whore!’” the complainant told DNAinfo.

PIX11 caught up with the couple, who ran from our cameras.

It appears that, with the warm weather, windows are open and the two are at it again after a winter hiatus, the disgruntled neighbor said.

“I haven’t heard them having sex,” neighbor Peter Rivera said. “I know him. Good for him.”

In a separate case, a single partner is to blame for the noise. Fed up, a Sunset Park resident complained at 8:10 a.m. on June 10:

“My neighbor is making too much noise, she has a ‘sex machine’ and then she starts screaming ‘Yes, Yes, Yes’ for extended periods of time, they are perverts who constantly bring more individuals to perform more extreme sexual activities.”

Brooklyn takes the crown for the most obnoxious sex sounds last year with 42 complaints — compared to 37 in Queens, 31 in the Bronx, 23 in Manhattan and not a single complaint in Staten Island.


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Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:37 pm to
not even one single bit sorry
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:38 pm to
Only 133 out of 10MM+ people? I would've expected more.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:39 pm to
Congrats on the sex
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:40 pm to
I call 311 to report smokers. They call 311 to report loud sex.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

I call 311 to report smokers. They call 311 to report loud sex.


So they call during and you call after.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:41 pm to
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Only 133 out of 10MM+ people? I would've expected more.



Giuliani's Broken Windows police force was relentless
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:44 pm to
‘Shut your f–ing windows you whore!’



thats sig worthy

eta what do you want to bet the woman saying that is old, fat, single and has a drawer full of dildos?
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:58 pm to
After seeing this chick in the video, I like this story a lot less.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:35 pm to
Look at the shitter on that critter ! Dang!
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:54 pm to
When I first moved to southern CA, I lived in a large apartment complex. Right by the beach, so no A/C. Everyone slept with their windows open for most of the year.

One of my female neighbors was extremely vocal during sex. Her partner was either a champion stud or she deserved an Academy Aeard for Best Actress. Several times a week she was moaning, howling and/or crying - for an hour or so. It got so "bad", that the complex manager put a flyer out on my building and the adjacent one reminding residents that it was possible for their neighbors to hear their "intimate relations".
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68264 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:05 pm to
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and not a single complaint in Staten Island.





I cant decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:08 pm to
Sex in the city is a lie
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:11 pm to
Sorry for partying?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:12 pm to
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not a single complaint in Staten Island


Does this mean that in Staten Island not a single frick was given?
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