HOLY shite IF THEY WERE SMASHING WHO THE frick TURNED OUT THE LIGHT???????!!!!!!! We've got a mystery on our hands.
1. Could have been a 3some where one party was taking a break.
2. Could have been making a porno and the director wanted nightcam shots ala Paris Hilton.
3. Could have jarred the breaker with their slamming and took out the power.
4. Could have been a hooker and the pimp in the corner cut the lights before killing your honky neighbor.
5. The light may have been sucked into the singularity (black hole) created upon withdrawal.
6. The slamming sound was intense enough to activate their clapper lamp.
Eta: help me out brah, I'm tryin to solve this damn thang.
This post was edited on 2/2 at 1:53 am