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So A Naked Irishmen Crawls In To Bed With Two Australians..........

Posted on 8/17/15 at 4:57 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47588 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 4:57 pm


quote:

A Sydney couple has woken in the middle of the night to find a naked Irishman in bed with them at their home in Maroubra.

Katie woke shortly before 2am to find a man she did not know in bed with her and her partner Chris.




quote:

"So Chris is on one side, I'm in the middle, and then our stranger on the end right in with us," Katie said.

"I could feel heat, the sense that someone was there.

"That's kind of the scary part, how long he may have been looking at us thinking it's a good idea to get into bed with these guys."



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This post was edited on 8/17/15 at 5:02 pm
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
7995 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

naked Irishman


Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:03 pm to
...and then the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16963 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:09 pm to
I don't really understand the problem here.

I think I saw this very story in a penthouse forum once
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

don't really understand the problem here. 


How the hell do you not see the problem?

I mean, unless you want to have a 2 dude 1 girl threesome. I prefer 2 gals though
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:37 pm to
He just wanted to put his shrimp on the barbie.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79613 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:


I think I saw this very story in a penthouse forum once


"Dear Penthouse,

You won't believe this, but things like this never happen to me..."

Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:39 pm to
So we have a hotwife situation?
Posted by Shaqstrodamus
West Monroe,Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
176 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:51 pm to
Sounds like they just invited the guy back for a devils threeway
Posted by Swirlchocolate
Member since Jul 2015
77 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Katie woke shortly before 2am to find a man she did not know in bed with her and her partner Chris.
Chris invited the guy but Katie wasn't down with a threesome and so Chris had to bail on the plan.
Posted by MisterFaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
1070 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:19 pm to
Cecil Collins at it again.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62725 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

So A Naked Irishmen Crawls In To Bed With Two Australians..........

And one Australian says to the other, "Are you being recruited by Notre Dame or converting to Catholicism?"
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:57 pm to
Was he drunk? Apparently this stuff happens all the time in college towns. I listened to a My American Life podcast where they interviewed a cop in Happy Valley, PA where Penn State is, about exactly this. Apparently it's pretty common in that town for drunk kids to wander or break into the wrong house thinking its their own and pass out. They even interviewed a resident who's lived there 10 years and said she's found passed out college kids in her house multiple times since she's lived there
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