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chinhoyang
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smartest dogs and dumbest dogs (a list)

Smartest dog breeds are:

Border Collie (have one)
Australian Kelpie
Poodle
Beauceron
German Shepherd Dog (had one)
Golden Retriever
Doberman Pinscher
Shetland Sheepdog
Papillon
Belgian Malinois (had one, best dog I ever had)
Labrador Retriever

Breeds often accused of being most likely to be held back a grade include:

Afghan hound
Basenji
Bulldog
Chow chow
Borzoi
Bloodhound
Pekingese

Smart and Dumb Dogs

It has been my experience that dalmatians are dumb dogs.


acgeaux129
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quote:

Border Collie (have one)


FTMFW


IndependentGeorge
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Bulldogs...yeah

I know someone that had a bulldog that was absolutely retarded. It ran into another dog and dislocated that dogs knee. It would have a shock collar to keep it from jumping all over the place and snorting and slobbering and it would take a 4 like nothing. A six would turns it head and kinda get it to slow for a second. 10 might have been the only thing to stop it but that could kill it considering it got so many shocks a day.


Crow Pie
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A Poodle is very, very smart in some ways and very much a dog in others. It's instincts for aquiring food are amazing. Extremely good in water and very emotionally attached to its primary owner.


Aubie Spr96
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How did Pomeranian not make the dumbest list? Ours is dumb as a box of rocks.


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BowDownToLSU
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re: smartest dogs and dumbest dogs (a list)
Smartest

Lab


dumbest

Great Dane


OMLandshark
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I don't like Poodles, but it's hard to deny they are a smart breed. They're the a-holes of the dog world IMO. I'm shocked Chihuhahua didn't make the dumbest breed list.


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INFIDEL
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IMHO the border collie is a flip of the coin. They are usually awesome or the most horrible animal you have ever seen.

FTR, "the smartest" should be replaced with "the most trainable".


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TigerHam85
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re: smartest dogs and dumbest dogs (a list)
Smartest dogs

1. Blue heeler








2. The rest



shifty94
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quote:

Border Collie (have one)


we have 5


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Crow Pie
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My sister found an Australian sheepdog/blue healer mix and that sucker is a survivor and about as atthelic as you can imagine....it will run and jump all day. He is smart as in survival smart and is very loyal to my sister and will put himself in harms way to prtoect her.


SeafoodPlatter
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It has been my experience that dalmatians are dumb dogs.

this they have Forrest Gump level IQs


Aspercel
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Cuddling up with my border collie right now :)


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HebertFest08
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the corgi belongs on the smartest list.... definitely in the top 10. we will see what i think of the GSP here in about another 3 wks have a new pup coming.


GregMaddux
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Shitzous (not a clue how to spell that) are dumb as frick


Gtiger9757
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My boxer uses his smarts to get in trouble all the time.
This post was edited on 7/8 at 9:56 pm


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diablo blanco
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My family and I have had a bulldog mix for about six years now and she is one of the smartest dogs I have ever seen.
She can open the patio doors (with lever handles) and let herself out to use the bathroom. If we shut the door while she's outside, she will pull on the handle outside numerous times, until we let her back in.
Also hides if we mention bath(for her).
The German shepherd we had a few years ago would take lit sparklers out of the kids hands at Christmas time. I wasn't sure if she was afraid of the bright fire they made or was protecting the kids from harm. I suspected the latter.


Skillet
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My doberman raped my chihuahua...Anyone want a free medium to large size puppy who is nervous as shit?


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Aspercel
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Our springer was good with opening doors


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BRhuskyfan80
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My poodle is not very bright and is borderline psychotic and bipolar.


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