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Slidell man busted beating off on a ladies porch

Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:12 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:12 pm
Nola

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Police said a woman who lives on Rue Corton was feeding her cat around 11:30 p.m. Thursday before going to bed when she saw a man masturbating on her porch. The woman hid and called 911 while watching the man peer into the home's windows, police said.



Who want to start the 'Go Fund Me' page so we can get bail money for CDanials?
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:13 pm to
shite, thats Paul Allen. He has lost a little weight it looks like
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

The woman hid while watching the man


But she's not getting charged with shite, fricking double standards.
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1598 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:16 pm to
Wonder if he is from Florida.....
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139776 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:17 pm to
frickin' Florida.

Bugs gif
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98715 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:18 pm to
Why in the hell was she feeding her cat that late? She should be getting charged with animal abuse.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:18 pm to
I'm not sure I want to live in a world where a man can't duck off to rub one out real quick. Sometimes we all have little emergencies. I thought this was America.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 6:19 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:19 pm to
He just wanted her to meet his kids.

What's so wrong with that? Seems like a good ole boy to me.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

was feeding her cat around 11:30 p.m


Maybe don't do that sort of thing with the blinds open and this wouldn't happen.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:20 pm to
There's always crazy arse news stories from Slidell. My ex is from Slidell. Maybe this was a good split
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17815 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:23 pm to
He needs to claim he is transgender and was flicking her bean. Charges dropped.
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
393 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

busted beating off

always finish, always
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:26 pm to
I signed a lease in Slidell two days ago. frick.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:27 pm to
So what's the score in this Louisiana vs Florida matchup?
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4029 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

shite, thats Paul Allen. He has lost a little weight it looks like
I was thinking David Crosby. He has been known to be a sperm donor. Ask Melissa Etheridge.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

I was thinking David Crosby. He has been known to be a sperm donor. Ask Melissa Etheridge.


How appropriate......








Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34970 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:54 pm to
Was she hot?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:14 pm to
Wears a Harley shirt. Drives a Camry.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:15 pm to
He is who I thought he was.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:22 pm to
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