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re: Side effects of getting clipped?

Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:58 pm to
You become a woman.
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
4454 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:11 pm to
Peas... buy 3-4 bags of frozen peas and keep rotating them from freezer.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4172 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
Get it done on a Thursday or Friday....put 'em on ice over the weekend, wear a jock strap, don't do any physical activity and you'll be able to go to work on Monday(assuming you have a job).
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65675 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:17 pm to
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wasn't the same after that


all juice no seed
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25846 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

quote:
So do you shoot dust?


No

quote:
What comes out?


Jizz minus the sperm cells

quote:
What happens to all the sperm that your balls produce?


it is absorbed back into your body naturally.



Thanks dog
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:22 pm to
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Get it done on a Thursday or Friday....put 'em on ice over the weekend, wear a jock strap, don't do any physical activity and you'll be able to go to work on Monday(assuming you have a job).


i did it on a weds so I could have 3 days off work. i never take sick time.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:24 pm to
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that 20 year old isn't going to marry you if you can't knock her up


You don't tell her you're fixed, Fin. Rookie mistake. Make her think it's her problem. Damn, son.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:25 pm to
A frick ton of pain pills to use recreationally. I literally had no pain afterwards. I wore a jock strap for over a week and floated on cloud nine.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:26 pm to
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You don't tell her you're fixed, Fin. Rookie mistake. Make her think it's her problem. Damn, son.


he also doesn't hang around many young ladies. they aren't thinking about having kids yet.

Hell I met a bunch of 24-26 yo women and they were giddy when I told em I didn't want kids. Then i dropped I was married, and they quickly lost interest.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:27 pm to
balls itch

wait, they itched before
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:27 pm to
My slampiece too selfish to want kids anyway. And I've got enough kids.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4172 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:32 pm to
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i did it on a weds so I could have 3 days off work. i never take sick time.


Same here...I've had a few day procedures over the years and always schedule them late in the week and use vacation days. Haven't called in sick since June of '94...someone get me a lollipop.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25396 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:34 pm to
I get epididymitis once a year. Hurts like a mofo. Two weeks of antibiotics and clears right up. Still no regrets. Got snipped two years ago

Edit - I got it done Thursday of the British Open. You're doped up and sleep patterns are jacked, might as well watch golf all day
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:35 pm to
Is it clear??? I've always wondered.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:35 pm to
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Side effects of getting clipped?


God will smite you for spitting in his face
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:36 pm to
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So do you shoot dust? What comes out? What happens to all the sperm that your balls produce?


Holy shite. Please go back to the 6th grade and take sex ed. You dumb.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:37 pm to
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Is it clear??? I've always wondered.


I drink a lot of coconut-pineapple juice. Bitches love coconuts and pineapples.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58549 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:40 pm to
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Take it for what it's worth, but a lady friend of mine told me she knew a guy who got his clipped and it wasn't the same after that


I don't see how it can be, despite the propaganda. The fact that it seems to be women pushing men to get it done in a lot of cases (e.g., my wife told me it's either that or condoms) speaks volumes to me.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:18 pm to
Is getting clipped a mortal or venial sin, in the Catholic Church?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:19 pm to
Every sperm is sacred.
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