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Sickest You've Ever Been?

Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:41 am
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:41 am
As a teenager, I had both ears infected. I've never experienced pain like that again and I'm an old man now. Of all my ailments over the years, that was the worse.

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:43 am to
Probably a hangover. Have had the flu a couple of times and felt like shite. But, I've had a couple of hangovers that had me contemplating suicide.
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
5402 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:45 am to
Ecoli poisoning from the restaurant I worked at in high school
This post was edited on 2/8/14 at 11:46 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45704 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:45 am to
Perferated colon. Septic poisoning. Near death. In ICU for three weeks. In hospital for almost two months.
Posted by RadTiger
Member since Oct 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:45 am to
Food Poisoning.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5193 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:45 am to
Well I was diagnosed with Celiac disease and before I was diagnosed I dropped about 50 pounds very quickly and people thought I had cancer
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:46 am to
Drunk sick after riding in mardi gras
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54476 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:46 am to
Food poisoning at Golden Corral in Orlando 5 years ago. Threw up all night. frick GC.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18300 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:47 am to
Pneumonia.
Hands down the sickest ever.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Perferated colon. Septic poisoning. Near death. In ICU for three weeks. In hospital for almost two months.


Anal sex gone wrong?
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:47 am to
Food poisoning - 2008

Came out of nowhere one evening at my Brother's house in Arkansas, I just didn't feel right.

Figured I would sleep off the feeling..joke was on me.

I had it coming out of both ends, along with my dad and mom all trying to take turns in the bathroom. My brother was in his shower folded over just shitting and throwing up
I remember frantically running to the thermostat and turning it all the way down (to about 50) because I was burning up, then I would get a mean chill and run for the thermostat to crank it to 90.

It lasted for 72 hours...worst 72 hours I have ever been through. I did not eat for those 3 days, and to put it to the test, the first food I had was gas station chicken strips.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72017 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:48 am to
Probably nothing compared to some people on here, but Scruffy had a bout of strep throat that progressed to the point where he could barely swallow liquids and sleeping at night was an impossibility. Whenever Scruffy would fall asleep, his airway became obstructed and he was forced awake.

Worst he had ever felt.
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:49 am to
Food poisoning in the Bahamas. Couldn't leave for another couple of days. I sprayed the room exorcist style out of both ends. Housekeeping popped in on me and I heard her say o my lord and close the door.
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:50 am to
quote:

My brother was in his shower folded over just shitting and throwing up


I'm sorry, but I laughed out loud when I read that.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:50 am to
quote:

It lasted for 72 hours...worst 72 hours I have ever been through. I did not eat for those 3 days, and to put it to the test, the first food I had was gas station chicken strips.


Especially if they're cooked medium rare.
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:51 am to
quote:

I sprayed the room exorcist style out of both ends. Housekeeping popped in on me and I heard her say o my lord and close the door.




Some of this is gold, Jerry....GOLD!!
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7093 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:52 am to
I had aids once. It was the worst week of my life.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Food poisoning in the Bahamas. Couldn't leave for another couple of days. I sprayed the room exorcist style out of both ends. Housekeeping popped in on me and I heard her say o my lord and close the door.


Hope you left a good tip.
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Especially if they're cooked medium rare


They were also from the metropolis of Dequeen, AR

Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39970 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:53 am to
Food poison. Every 30 minutes for 16 hours I had to rotate between projectile vomiting and diarrhea.
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