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Seven-Year-Old Kid Fights Armed Robber at His Local GameStop

Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:00 pm
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:00 pm
Poor little guy. At least he wasn't hurt and fought the good fight.

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Last week, two armed men burst into a GameStop in Silver Spring, Maryland, and ordered everyone in the store up against a wall. Little did they know that inside that very store, a very small hero was poised to rise.

According to video of the May 20 robbery released by Montgomery County cops, a seven-year-old kid who happened to be trying to buy some games at his local GameStop confronted the thieves, pummeling a hooded man with his tiny, delicate fists.

Unfortunately, grown-arse people aren't particularly phased by a barrage of elementary school fists, especially when they have their hearts set on stealing some cash. So one robber apparently took care of the kid while the other cleaned out the register and waved his gun around.

The tiny hero made it out unscathed, though, and was presumably hailed as a major badass once he went back to school. The robbers are still at-large, but police should probably keep an eye out for guys with a bunch of miniature fist-size bruises on their stomachs.

video in link
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:02 pm to
So, basically the kid did nothing.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:14 pm to
he did more than you would since you would have been curled up on the floor pissing your panties
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:18 pm to
You don't know my life!
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56247 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:18 pm to
He fought armed robbers. He's seven. You expect him to whip both of their asses?
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:18 pm to
Kid was probably playing mortal kombat recently.
Posted by markasaurus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2996 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:21 pm to
Boggles my mind they didn't take a stack of consoles or the newest games. Nobody pays for high price electronics in cash. It's trade in credit or plastic. So that cash drawer prob had $300 max
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:22 pm to
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He fought armed robbers. He's seven. You expect him to whip both of their asses?


macaulay culkin set the bar high.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13211 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:22 pm to

Those robbers are lucky the kid didn't have time to get him a couple of podnas rounded up and put his gear on.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 1:28 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:22 pm to
At least they didn't hurt the kid. I'll remember that when they are up for sentencing.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17525 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:23 pm to
I blame video game violence.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

e fought armed robbers. He's seven. You expect him to whip both of their asses?


Exactly.

Although it wasn't particularly smart of him. If those robbers were actual hard asses, that kid could've gotten himself hurt or killed.

But nonetheless, he did what he thought was right.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 1:32 pm to
Kid plays too many video games.



Keep playing silly games and he might win silly prizes
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 2:23 pm to
Somebody decided to rob them back..(gamestop that is)
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 2:27 pm to
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a seven-year-old kid who happened to be trying to buy some games at his local GameStop


Arrest the parents for child negligence.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76170 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

particularly phased by a barrage of elementary school fists, especially when they have their h


Only in movies are grown men taken down so easily
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56247 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:38 pm to
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Keep playing silly games and he might win silly prizes
Awww, you're all butthurt that the white kid wasn't afraid of the punk robbers.

The kid saw two armed guys walk into the store and his first instinct, at 7, was "frick these punks. I'm gonna kick their asses."

The 7 year old is more of a boss than either of those pieces of shite will ever be.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11795 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:40 pm to
Watch out for that kids knuckles when he gets older..
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:31 pm to
3 black guys walked into our game store and waved around a pistol. Ordered everyone to floor in an attempted robbery.

CHL citizen put 5 rounds into two of them and the other ran for the hills leaving his homies behind. The runner was arrested the following day.


Hope that 7 yr old little hero grows up to live in a state that dosent put up with thug criminals and affirms the rights of citizens.
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