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Secret Santa- I picked my boss

Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:43 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:43 pm
We pulled names today for our Secret Santa at work today, so we could spend our week long break to find stuff. It was really a great idea by the women in the office. I pulled my bosses name. I don't know anything about him.

To make matters worse, Day 1: something for the bathroom
how is a man supposed to buy another man something for the bathroom without it seeming fairly ghey?

Last, the limit each day is $5. Should I spend a little more or would I come off as a kiss arse?

This is why I don't participate in this crap. Merry Christmas OT!
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 12:44 pm
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:44 pm to
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Last, the limit each day is $5


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Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:45 pm to
Give him a $5 bill that says "redeemable for $500 cash"
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:45 pm to
You're an idiot if you're having trouble finding gifts for $5
Get him a roll of toilet paper

What's Day 2? Something for the kitchen?
Buy him a fly swatter or roll of paper towels
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 12:46 pm
Posted by sfdurst
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Posted by wrlakers
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Day 1: something for the bathroom


Magazine-Sports Illustrated, for example.
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:50 pm to
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Posted by Boudreaux35
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

We pulled names today for our Secret Santa at work today


quote:

how is a man supposed to buy another man something for the bathroom without it seeming fairly ghey?


Pretty sure you blew that when you joined in on this idea.

Your boss is in on it also? Do you work at a florist?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:54 pm to
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Do you work at a florist?


Even worse, a school.
Posted by StripedSaint
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:13 pm to
Oh, that sucks. You work in one of those offices where the women plan those intricate multi-day secret santas?

Just ignore the instructions, tell your boss you have him/her, and buy them something you'd get if it was a normal secret Santa, and not one of those "12 day, every day is a different theme, and you've got to buy your person a dozen different gifts."

All it does is stress people out. Especially the women. They flip out over what to buy someone, even if for just $5.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 1:16 pm
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2058 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

something for the bathroom


Poopourri. IDK how much it cost but cant be much more than 5. Should get a kick out of it. If willing to spend more, I'd go Squatty Potty.
Posted by seawolf06
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

To make matters worse, Day 1: something for the bathroom
how is a man supposed to buy another man something for the bathroom without it seeming fairly ghey?


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Posted by Spirit of Dunson
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:26 pm to
How much is a squatty potty?
Posted by John Gotti
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:28 pm to
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Poopourri


have it...works well
Posted by malvin
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:30 pm to

You may be able to find a used one for $5
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2058 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

How much is a squatty potty?


25 on amazon. I have it listed on my registry for my wedding. I want to take my poop game to the next level.
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