Scientists think Fat people should eat Skinny people poo

What do you think Soylent Green is?

Your mom ate my poo, but it was more of a sexual thing.

I don't kiss a chick after A) she blows me or B) she eats my poo.

If the burps from fish oil supliments are bad...My Dear God...

You take a pill of a Chinese person's poo and a half hour later you need to take another one.

My dad always says when the shite hits the fan the welfare people should be eaten first

Actually....they're more likely to think they should put the skinny's poopoo up their chubby poopoo hole to recolonize the bacterial population. The problem with this thought is that the fat flora they have developed is likely due to the type of shitty foods they put into their gut. Maybe if they could first train them how to recognize and understand what a steady stream of sugary/starchy foods with very little fibrous or sulphur compound containing food affects their flora and metabolism they would have better longterm outcomes. Otherwise, this will turn out like 80% of gastric bypass/sleeve recipients.....fatasses again in 5 years......except even less effective.

So before I flush, do I need to call over my fatty neighbors for a sample?

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Do you even microbiome??

It will likely play a huge role in the future of medicine

Eat greens, veggies, fermented foods, probiotics, butter (for butyric acid which fuels gut bacteria). Coffee, red wine, dark chocolate for polyphenols

Avoid processed foods (mainly processed carbs)

Manage stress

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Why is money being spent to research this kind of shite?

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Because we are beginning to understand how import the human Microbiome is to various aspects of our health. LINK

With regards to the gut Microbiome, obese people have a different microbial composition than skinny people. The predominant microbes in their intestines are more efficient at nutrient extraction and have different nutritional requirements.

Research indicates that with lap band surgery, a succession event occurs that shifts the gut microbial colony to that of a healthy person. In theory, simply changing the microbial composition first would produce a similar result without needing surgery.

Further research is needed to understand how manipulating the microflora of our body can be used to prevent and treat disease, and possibly be done without the use of broad spectrum antibiotics.