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Rip'n Chick'n in the work bathroom

Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:49 am
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9204 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:49 am
I'm taking a piss at work a bit ago and there is the obvious funk of shite in the air. Dude comes out of the stall with a phone against his ear and a box of Popeye's Rip'n Chick'n in his hand, top open and half eaten as he sets it on the counter to wash his hands. Three questions:

1) Who the frick eats while taking a shite?

2) Who the frick eats fried chicken for breakfast?

3) Where did he get Popeye's at 7 in the morning? Did he refrigerate last night's meal and microwave it specifically for his work morning shite?

And yes, I googled it and the shite is spelled Rip'n Chick'n.

INB4 CSB and I thought this thread was about work masturbation.

ETA: Here's a pic of this monstrosity.

This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 7:51 am
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:51 am to
Was this guy obese?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:51 am to
Where you work at trashy baw
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:52 am to
Nice try, but I don't believe you. Especially after yesterdays "Coffee on the Shitter" thread.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8513 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:53 am to



I seriously await the responses
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:56 am to
That picture looks like a fried hand flipping you off.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9204 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:56 am to
quote:

Was this guy obese?


Yes.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:57 am to
Either this is a fabrication or you work at a factory.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:59 am to
That's disgusting. He is literally eating shite particles and all kinds of other nastiness that has gotten onto his chicken.
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:59 am to
quote:

toosleaux


I didnt know you were an operator
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9204 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:59 am to
Yes I made it up and I work at a factory.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:01 am to
I worked with a dude who used to eat an egg sandwich while dumping. The most gross thing I have ever seen.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:01 am to
Although i gave you an either/or scenario, I would not doubt this.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:02 am to
quote:

That's disgusting. He is literally eating shite particles and all kinds of other nastiness that has gotten onto his chicken.



Hope you hold your breath and don't play with your phone while dumping.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 8:09 am
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18183 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:02 am to
Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
shite like this will not happen under his administration.
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 8:03 am
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:13 am to
I'm shocked
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21406 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:15 am to
Eating anything on the shitter is gross.

Why not chicken for breakfast? I know Chick fil a sells a chicken biscuit. I guss if the chicken is IN the biscuit, its ok, but not if its separate?

Better to eat fried foods for breakfast and have the day to work it off then to eat it 30 minutes before bedtime.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61109 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:16 am to
shite, where do you work at?
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8630 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:16 am to
haters gonna hate
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:26 am to
Sorry you can't multi-task peewee.
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