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Ridiculous Coworkers
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:26 am
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:26 am
Im an engineer offshore and have come across generic perfection. This 400 lb guy has been working here for 10 years on 14 on 14 off schedule and no one here has seen him brush his teeth once. His teeth are rotting and deteriorating into the size of shark's. His breathe is unrelatably bad. He's trying to find a medical reason to get penis enlargement surgery because insurance doesnt cover cosmetic surgery. He has an aggressive underbite. He almost got fired for calling directv and trying to order a porno on the companys account. His last job he would be covered up to his neck in human shite at least once a week. He said on that job he would drink a fifth tequila on the drive home and another at home everyday. He has those hoola hoop earrings engrained in his earlobe. He admits to having tried meth. Tattoos of things he has no idea what they mean cause he was hammered. Has 6 kids and he's 32 with grey hair.
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:27 am to Tamer of beasts
What excatly is his job description?
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:28 am to Tamer of beasts
... Hammertime?
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:28 am to Tamer of beasts
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32 with grey hair.
I've been going gray since 12.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:28 am to tgrbaitn08
Not that I was feeling bad for myself, but I def feel better about myself after reading that shite
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:30 am to Tamer of beasts
Have you fricked him yet?
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:31 am to tgrbaitn08
Operator
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:31 am to Tamer of beasts
Look man I don't post your personal details on here. How about you leave mine off or I will tell everyone about about those rumors about you, the peanut butter and a certain dog?
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:33 am to Tamer of beasts
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Im an engineer offshore and have come across generic perfection. This 400 lb guy has been working here for 10 years on 14 on 14 off schedule and no one here has seen him brush his teeth once. His teeth are rotting and deteriorating into the size of shark's. His breathe is unrelatably bad. He's trying to find a medical reason to get penis enlargement surgery because insurance doesnt cover cosmetic surgery. He has an aggressive underbite. He almost got fired for calling directv and trying to order a porno on the companys account. His last job he would be covered up to his neck in human shite at least once a week. He said on that job he would drink a fifth tequila on the drive home and another at home everyday. He has those hoola hoop earrings engrained in his earlobe. He admits to having tried meth. Tattoos of things he has no idea what they mean cause he was hammered. Has 6 kids and he's 32 with grey hair.
Lost in all this is the reality that somebody had sex with this dude 6 times!!!
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:33 am to Tamer of beasts
He 400 lbs and wants to enlarge his penis probably become he's never seen it
This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 8:34 am
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:36 am to Tamer of beasts
People who don't brush their teeth can't be trusted
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:37 am to Tamer of beasts
Subtle having a job brag
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:40 am to Tamer of beasts
Probably getting the teeth fixed and cleaned would help him get laid way more than the penis enlargement.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:40 am to Tamer of beasts
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Breathe
It's breath dude.
Makes me crazy how many ppl spell this incorrectly.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:43 am to madamsquirrel
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Probably getting the teeth fixed and cleaned would help him get laid way more than the penis enlargement
He has six kids, so it appears that this is already happening.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:58 am to GeauxGoose
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Not that I was feeling bad for myself, but I def feel better about myself after reading that shite
Yeah, thanks for that. I realize life could be a hell of a lot worse. Perspective is everything.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:09 am to Tamer of beasts
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Has 6 kids
I once saw a disgusting hag, just naturally ugly plus stringy hair and bad teeth, and she was pregnant.
I realized then that no matter how ugly and nasty someone is, there is someone out there who is willing to frick them.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:13 am to PairofDucks
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He has six kids, so it appears that this is already happening.
No it didn't due to he works offshore. His buddy has been pounding that crap.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:18 am to Tamer of beasts
quote:SMDH, call a pulmonologist.
His breathe is unrelatably bad.
quote:And you know this how?
He's trying to find a medical reason to get penis enlargement surgery because insurance doesnt cover cosmetic surgery.
quote:Show me a non-aggressive underbite please for reference.
He has an aggressive underbite.
You are uncomfortable with him because he reminds you of you.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:25 am to Tamer of beasts
quote:I guess I'm trashy too
32 with grey hair.
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