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re: renting a house to a exotic dancer

Posted on 8/2/14 at 1:58 am
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4304 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 1:58 am
I have a small rental house I bought on the cheap. I just finished renovating it last week and this OT8 stops as I was leaving one day. She wants to look she's thinking about renting it. So I take her inside and during the (short) tour I ask about employment, she says she is a dancer...she never said she was a stripper but she had a tatted ankle and a tongue piercing. She left her number and asked me to call when it was ready. What would be the downside to renting to a stripper(other than the wives objection)
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63180 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:00 am to
quote:

What would be the downside to renting to a stripper(other than the wives objection)


Leaving AIDS all over your carpet.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90425 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:03 am to
Not much compared to other possible tenants. At least you know she will have money for rent, most probably cash.

Most strippers leave the bullshite of their job at the club
This post was edited on 8/2/14 at 2:04 am
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4304 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:08 am to
She seemed nice enough, has a daughter, but there's a lot of older neighbors who would probably complain at any sign of a party
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54473 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:09 am to
Not all of them do.

I lived downstairs from one and she was a looker but she was a revolving door when it came to guys. Her main bf but she was ducking like 3 other dudes when he wasn't in town.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90425 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:14 am to
You and flboos posts have nothing to do with her being a stripper.

I had parties at my house and have all kinds of old people in the neighborhood.

A revolving door can be at any girls/guys place
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22470 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:15 am to
quote:

She left her number and asked me to call when she was ready for piihb


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:17 am to
1 Rent house to stripper
2 Bring tales of inevitable woe to OT
3 ???
4 OT profits by diversion from tedium of workday.
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4304 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:33 am to
She had a slight resemblance to Phoebe Cates, so I feel certain she has plenty of income to pay the rent
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54473 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 2:37 am to
quote:

Phoebe cates



Swing. Get her name on the dotted line and put a clause in there where you will knock of some rent for personal favors.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 3:21 am to
You Mormon?
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 3:32 am to
Expect drugs,dudes and parties.
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4304 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 3:34 am to
Not yet, but I am reading a biography of bringham young, that dude had more wives than solomon
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:02 am to
Pics?
Posted by cdaniel76
Covington, LA
Member since Feb 2008
19699 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:41 am to
Time to install the hidden cameras!
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:54 am to
Pro:Will always pay on time one way or another.

Con:non

eta: She works at a party.She's not going to bring it home.Got a kid.She may be the ideal tenant.

This post was edited on 8/2/14 at 5:07 am
Posted by WTIGER
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
991 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:56 am to
Put a pole in the the living room, and charge for practice.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:13 am to
If anyone ever asks you if you know where they can hire stripper you can say,"Yes,I do."

eta:If you rent to her and start a Thread about her antics the OT will profit.
This post was edited on 8/2/14 at 5:19 am
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51341 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:15 am to
Expect drugs and unstable behavior
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
Member since Oct 2007
10004 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:16 am to
Having to count all those ones every month.
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