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Purina Employee Arrested for Stealing and Eating Over 30,000$ of Dog Biscuits

Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:51 am
Posted by JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:51 am
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An employee of a Purina pet food plant, was arrested this morning by the Allentown Police Department and Pennsylvania state troopers, after being accused of stealing more than 30,000$ in pet food over the last 18 months.

A Philadelphia native, Barry Larson, is accused of stealing more than 150,000 Milkbone dog biscuits between the month of August 2013 and March 2015. Surprisingly, the 49-year old employee doesn’t even own a pet, and would have ingested nearly 3000 dog biscuits per day during his work hours, according to Purina spokesman, Keith Schopp.




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Purina has provided us with hours of video evidence in which we see the suspect smoke drugs on his work site, and then eat hundreds of dog biscuits” says Captain Tobin, visibly amused. “The images are a little bit disturbing, but very conclusive in terms of evidence. We proceeded with Mr. Larson’s arrest this morning for 15 charges of petty theft, and found him to be in possession of 10 grams of cannabis



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Barry Larson’s ex-girlfriend, Patricia Nelson, told a reporter from WKPN 23, that she was aware of his “addictions” to both cannabis and dog biscuits, and that she had actually left him when she had found out.


“Every night, he came back from work with a really horrible breath” she said with disgust.“It was not just a normal bad breath, it was really a foul stench that never left, even if he brushed his teeth or used mouthwash. One day, I came back from work earlier than usual, and surprised him with his mouth full of dog biscuits! I nearly threw up! I was so disgusted, that I packed my things and left. I didn’t know, however, that he was stealing the biscuits…”




Posted by Hermit Crab
Under the Sea
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:52 am to
$ goes before the number.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:53 am to
Hell he looks like he ate a couple of employees too
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:54 am to
Fake as frick
Posted by LSUweights
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:54 am to

But look at his shiny coat!
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:55 am to
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Dog Biscuits


Taste like baseball glove
Posted by wiz khaweefa
SWLM
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:55 am to
Maybe he thought that QC/QA was part of his job? Poor fella was just trying to make sure they were putting out a good product.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:56 am to
You better put some in your fatty rewind
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:58 am to


The Big Cheezy
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:58 am to
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nearly 3000 dog biscuits per day



Where did he find time to work? He was eating a dog biscuit every 9.6 seconds.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:07 am to
If they paid him a decent wage, he wouldnt have to eat scooby snacks.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:14 am to
Well this thread covered my "what the frick" moment of the day.
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:27 am to
Posted by Jed Zeppelin
Maurice
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:40 am to
Jo Jo, you and arse having a tournament?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:41 am to
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3000 dog biscuits per day during his work hours
Posted by TexasTiger89
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:53 am to
"Dog food is good for you/makes you strong, clever too…"
Good nutrition for rock stars:
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Posted by ILikeLSUToo
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:58 am to
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Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Where did he find time to work? He was eating a dog biscuit every 9.6 seconds.

Musta buried 'em somewhere.
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