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Please help me finish my kids homework

I need a slogan that tells how taking care of a homeless animal can be like taking care of a good friend. Must have a minimum of five singular and plural nouns and must use proper grammar. i just want to watch the saints.
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slim thug
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you can rape a helpless animal just like you can rape a passed out friend

i have no idea if that met your minimum amount of nouns but it's a start


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"Be more responsible in taking care of your homeless pet than you are in waiting til 7:45 on a sunday night to do your homework"


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GeauxWrek
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You aren't missing thing. More of the same.


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That's a fricking retarded homework assignment if I've ever seen one.

I worked around a bunch of education majors in college though, so I doesn't surprise me.


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jimbeam
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re: Please help me finish my kids homework
I am an engineering student. I don't have time for your kid's homework. What I do have time for, however, is the Saints game and TD.


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Romey can help you with this.


Rouge
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What kind of slogan has 10 different nouns? Slogans are supposedvto be short and memorable .


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jimbeam
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or fr33


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cleetus
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Make the argument that its not. Homeless animals can be dangerous, carry many diseases, and not to be trusted. There is absolutely zero similarities in a good friend and a homeless animal and a child should never be encouraged to approach one. Irresponsible assignment imo
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slim thug
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taking care of homeless pets is just like taking care of a drunk friend because whenever you get tired of putting up with their bullshite, you can sell them into slavery in some eastern european shite hole.


i think that has all the nouns you'll need


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yellowfin
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I need a slogan that tells how taking care of a homeless animal can be like taking care of a good friend. Must have a minimum of five singular and plural nouns and must use proper grammar. i just want to watch the saints.




I'd tell that teacher to frick off


dtrack22
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re: Please help me finish my kids homework
Taking in an animal is like helping a good friend. A little work is sure to bring a lifetime of companionship.

I don't know if I have enough nouns...I don't know what a noun is...maybe I shouldn't be helping with HW


DrSteveBrule
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I need a slogan that tells how taking care of a homeless animal can be like taking care of a good friend. Must have a minimum of five singular and plural nouns and must use proper grammar. i just want to watch the saints.


How old is your kid. If they're like 2nd grade age, that's a bull shite assignment.


slim thug
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Taking in an animal is like helping a good friend. A little work is sure to bring a lifetime of companionship and a wet hole you can always stick your dick in.


you didnt have enough nouns so i fixed it for you.


StrangeBrew
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re: Please help me finish my kids homework
Every animal deserves a home.
Every home deserves an animal.
Every home needs a good friend in the basement.
Kill your current good friend in the basement and replace them with a homeless animal.


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Banjo
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An animal in need is a friend indeed.

doesn't meet the requirements but that is a slogan. slogans are supposed to be short. dumb assignment
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dtrack22
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but is it 5 of each or just 5 total nouns that can be either singular or plural?


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Animals and friends both need love. My dog was being bad, and my mom made me put the dog outside. Would my mom put my friend outside.? I do not think so. My mom would not want my friend to get fleas. The dog got fleas, and my parents started yelling. Dad gave me a big hug, and he told me that he would see me tomorrow. He told me that three weeks ago. Now Uncle Roberto visits our house a lot at night. Good friends and dogs need to stay inside so that they stay out of trouble.
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