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Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:42 pm to Salmon
yes. But I do enjoy peeing in the shower
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:42 pm to I am GLORIOUS
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I piss in the shower, brush my teeth in the shower, shave in the shower, jerk off in the shower.
Second the motion. Showers rock.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:43 pm to Martini
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If I've been working in the yard and am sweaty and dirty I'll drink a cold beer in the shower too.
That's.......awesome...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:43 pm to HempHead
I shave and brush my teeth in the shower everyday.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:45 pm to Who_Dat_Tiger
jerking off in the shower is awful
first, water is an anti lubricant
and then, your load ends up getting stuck to the floor, then you try to kick it down the drain then it sticks to the bottom of your foot and then your have to start shaking your foot trying to get it off then your wife walks in and wants to know what the frick you are doing and well...its just not pleasant
first, water is an anti lubricant
and then, your load ends up getting stuck to the floor, then you try to kick it down the drain then it sticks to the bottom of your foot and then your have to start shaking your foot trying to get it off then your wife walks in and wants to know what the frick you are doing and well...its just not pleasant
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:46 pm to GEAUXT
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How many of y'all use a washcloth?
I use one of those girly poofy things.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:47 pm to HempHead
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I use one of those girly poofy things.
samsies
but I buy very masculine colors, like gray or green
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:06 pm to HempHead
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Everybody does, right? I'm sure the OT has discussed this at least a half dozen times.
People who say otherwise, are lying.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:08 pm to Salmon
I've been brushing in the shower every morning for probably 10 years.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:14 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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I also take the shower head and put it on high and spread my cheeks and do a good cleaning out, especially if I took a dump recently . Yeah I still wipe on the toilet too.
Is this all you do. It surprises me that people don't seem to really clean their arse. I used to be one of those gross arse people. Now, my arse has it's own loofah, puffy thing, scrubby, or whatever you want to call it.
I actually just started brushing my teeth in the shower. I seem to brush better in the shower. Plus, as already mentioned, it is nice to step out of the shower with fresh breath.
Steps:
Wash hair...cheap shampoo...then expensive...it lathers better with the oil rinsed out with the cheap shît.
Wash face.
Clean ears with a wash cloth.
Brush teeth...brush and toothpaste stay in tupperware.
Add conditioner to hair.
Shave any problem areas.
Clean hands and nails with nail brush.
Clean arse with arse scrubby.
Wash hands with "done touched arse scrubby" pump soap.
Wash body with the non-arse scrubby.
Change setting on the shower head and irrigate ear canal.
Rinse body.
Rinse out conditioner.
Light coating of bath and body Works body wash.
Rinse lightly.
This would be my normal routine, but I do switch it up sometimes.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:17 pm to TSLG
That's way too much effort man. My butthole only gets a special cloth if I think I'm going to get laid that night. How long do those showers take?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:18 pm to Salmon
I shave and brush my teeth in the shower
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:26 pm to TSLG
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Wash hair...cheap shampoo...then expensive...it lathers better with the oil rinsed out with the cheap shît.
Wash face.
Clean ears with a wash cloth.
Brush teeth...brush and toothpaste stay in tupperware.
Add conditioner to hair.
Shave any problem areas.
Clean hands and nails with nail brush.
Clean arse with arse scrubby.
Wash hands with "done touched arse scrubby" pump soap.
Wash body with the non-arse scrubby.
Change setting on the shower head and irrigate ear canal.
Rinse body.
Rinse out conditioner.
Light coating of bath and body Works body wash.
Rinse lightly.
This would be my normal routine, but I do switch it up sometimes.
fricking Millennial's!
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:31 pm to Salmon
I do this. I saw Ryan Gosling do it in a movie once.
I also take cold showers
I also take cold showers
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:33 pm to Salmon
It's awesome til you get toothpaste that runs down on your junk.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:42 pm to HempHead
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How long do those showers take?
Not too long. Ive got a good, efficient system.
Sometimes, I'll do the full routine at night and skip the ear cloth and conditioner in the morning.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:09 am to Salmon
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first, water is an anti lubricant
That is what shaving cream and conditioner are for.
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and then, your load ends up getting stuck to the floor, then you try to kick it down the drain then it sticks to the bottom of your foot and then your have to start shaking your foot trying to get it off
So you shower brushers, do you leave your toothpaste and toothbrush in the shower full time? Seems kind of gross. I'm guessing none of you use an electric toothbrush either.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:14 am to AZTarheeel
That's exactly why I keep a plunger in my shower
Posted on 2/23/17 at 1:41 am to burdman
Brush teeth AND shave in the shower. All yo water duties done at once
My girl keeps using my dollar shave club razor for her cooter and she don't be telling me passes me off, I mean I like shaved snatch but I mean I got to shave my mustache after u done shaved u snatch that's unsanitary
My girl keeps using my dollar shave club razor for her cooter and she don't be telling me passes me off, I mean I like shaved snatch but I mean I got to shave my mustache after u done shaved u snatch that's unsanitary
This post was edited on 2/23/17 at 1:45 am
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