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Pectus/LucasP 2020

Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:11 pm
My platform will be Mars. Everything can be fixed by putting our eyes on getting to that planet.

We will fix the country and we'll get a planet claimed by the USA.


Name me a better ticket 4 years from now.



You cannot.





Disclaimer: I have not asked LucasP to by my VP yet.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:11 pm to
Eat shite
Posted by RogerRabbit69
Member since Feb 2016
156 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:11 pm to
zzzzzz
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:11 pm to
LP doesn't like you.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Eat shite



Would you like to be my running mate?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:13 pm to
i cant vote for someone that has sex with rocks
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:14 pm to
Not a huge fan of geologists for office
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:14 pm to
I'll be preemptively dropping out of your shitty campaign to spend more time with my shitty family.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:14 pm to
I can't help it. They are so pretty!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33854 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Eat shite


Well y'all nailed the campaign slogan.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Not a huge fan of geologists for office


Sometimes you just need to take a leap of fluorite.
Posted by BoomerJam
Lumpkin Street
Member since Sep 2010
1097 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:19 pm to
Don't be fooled voters. This ticket is just a front to expand Chicken's rule nationwide.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7122 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:23 pm to
I'd vote for a kafka/killz ticket
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27060 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:32 pm to
LucasP's trolling would make for a great VP, but I'd be afraid of what would happen if Pectus got popped and LucasP had his finger on the button.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 5:33 pm to
I will run. I'll fling poo on everyone I don't like
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 6:05 pm to
I would vote for a campaignthat the vice president vehemently and publicly despised his running mate. Would be comedy gold.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16535 posts
Posted on 11/8/16 at 6:53 pm to
Lets frick this up proper and give Morbid tha Clown a high ranking office!
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30161 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 12:00 am to
quote:

Name me a better ticket 4 years from now. 



You cannot.




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