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Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:05 am
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33442 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:05 am
I was playing sports last night and running and felt a pop in my right calf. I had to come off th field bc I cannot put weight on that foot without considerable calf pain. No visible bruising as of yet. What did I do and how long am I out?
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 7:09 am
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:06 am to
Strained gastroc, just a guess
Or hiv
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 7:08 am
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:07 am to
You got the AIDS.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75130 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:07 am to
Calf strain
2-3 weeks
Ice and rest
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:09 am to
your cock fell off?
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:09 am to
Pulled tendon from bone, causing a small fracture
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7902 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:10 am to
Ephlondontitis
Posted by Shepherd88
Member since Dec 2013
4579 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:11 am to
Ruptured Achilles, good luck you'll need it
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2160 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:12 am to
Carburetor cuff tear.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25835 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:13 am to
If the sport was soccer then you may have caught the gay.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6362 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:24 am to
Rotator splif


Or aids
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 7:24 am
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:27 am to
I'll tell you what it isn't...





Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:28 am to
No one is giving you free medical advice. Go pay the doctor like the rest of us
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30589 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:30 am to
AIDS


Sorry bro
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13119 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:32 am to
You prob ruptured your Achilles. Run your hand along the back of your leg from your heel to your calf along your Achilles. If you feel a soft spot you ruptured your achilles and like someone else said Good Luck you are going to need it. Another test for it is laying down on a table having someone grab and squeeze your calf your foot should plantar flex if your tendon is intact.
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 7:37 am
Posted by MorgusTheMagnificent
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
1852 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:37 am to
Vaginitis.. Eat yogurt, you'll be back in the game by next week
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:42 am to
Vaginitis and/or elephantiasis of the scrotum.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68030 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:42 am to
I'm going with partial tear of Achilles due to years of weakening by AIDS.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53730 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:48 am to
Down Syndrome.

It's the only thing I can think of that would explain coming to the internet for a medical diagnoses.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45793 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 7:49 am to
I might be a toomah
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