I've ended up losing my buttondown & shoes after a night of drinking.
If you haven't done this a dozen times then you're doing it wrong.
I once woke up at the Sterling apt complex at like 9am during finals week and had a final at like 11am. I had lost EVERYTHING... including my drawz, shoes, even undershirt. Well I dig thru the empty apt that I woke in and found female Dirty Dell HS gym shorts....I had to walk home free balling with no shirt and no shoes back across Nicholson and the RR tracks to my apt in TL. At like 10am I had no less than 15 different cars of people I know blow their horns at me. Hardcore walk of shame. Never found my Brooks Brothers Non-iron and my Doc Martins or Fruit ah da looms