SEVERAL years ago, like 15 or so I guess, I was with my family in Panama City and we were eating at Angelo's Steakhouse and about 4 tables up from us was this SMOKING hot girl eating with her parents. SHe looked to be around 16-17 and I was 18 at the time so it's not like it was some sicko thing to be checking her out.
So I smiled at her a few times and she kept smiling back at me and her dad, who was every bit of 6'4" and 300 pounds of "please dont fricking sit on me and kill me sir" obviously had a problem with his daughter flirting across the room so he kept shooting me these go to hell looks.
My mom told me to knock it off and I was like, frick that, this chick is hot and if that fat frick touches me I'll break his legs. This rocks on for about 20 minutes or so and he finally has had enough and he gets up and starts walking toward me. So I stepped out of the booth I was sitting at and was pretty much preparing to go rounds with this fatass when his wife gets up, grabs his arm, tells him to "Sit your arse down and eat. If you didnt want your daughter flirting with good looking boys then you should have taken her to Amish country for vacation instead of the beach."
I swear to god I almost fell out. Unfortunately it embarrassed the girl so much that she never looked at me again.
ETA: Oh yeah, and :nb4BTHogcomesinandcallsmealiar:
This post was edited on 12/9 at 11:20 pm