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Old man defecator at walmarks victim to the ol' glue on the seat prank
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:50 pm
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DENISON, TX -- Police are looking for the culprit in a vicious prank carried out at the Denison Walmart.
An elderly Texoma man had to be taken to the hospital when he became stuck to his toilet seat in the store bathroom.
Police determined that someone had covered the seat in some sort of adhesive.
Police are looking at surveillance tape, but so far they don't have any suspects.
The man had to be taken to TMC where doctors used chemicals to remove the seat from his skin.
I wonder which unlucky fire dude lost the rock, paper, scissors contest to determine who had to get on their knees next to the old dude on the toilet and unscrew the plastic wing nuts for removal purposes.
DENISON, TX -- Police are looking for the culprit in a vicious prank carried out at the Denison Walmart.
An elderly Texoma man had to be taken to the hospital when he became stuck to his toilet seat in the store bathroom.
Police determined that someone had covered the seat in some sort of adhesive.
Police are looking at surveillance tape, but so far they don't have any suspects.
The man had to be taken to TMC where doctors used chemicals to remove the seat from his skin.
I wonder which unlucky fire dude lost the rock, paper, scissors contest to determine who had to get on their knees next to the old dude on the toilet and unscrew the plastic wing nuts for removal purposes.
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Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:51 pm to Gorilla Fingers
I bet that old man had just destroyed that toilet 
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:52 pm to Gorilla Fingers
I think I just developed a phobia about this happening to me.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:53 pm to Gorilla Fingers
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I wonder which unlucky fire dude lost the rock, paper, scissors contest to determine who had to get on their knees next to the old dude on the toilet and unscrew the plastic wing nuts for removal purposes.
I would quit if I had to do that.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
I have a phobia about pooping at Wal mart in general.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:54 pm to Commandeaux
Somebody else had to wipe him.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 1:59 pm to Gorilla Fingers
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Somebody else had to wipe him.
With the seat still glued to his arse
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:00 pm to Gorilla Fingers
This is why I only take shits in mom and pop toilets.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:10 pm to Gorilla Fingers
This is an excellent reason why you should always wipe a seat down before use.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:11 pm to Gorilla Fingers
Wouldn't you notice the glue with a pre-wipe of the seat?
I guess the old man DGAF and ain't had time for dat
I guess the old man DGAF and ain't had time for dat
This post was edited on 12/31/14 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:14 pm to Volvagia
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This is an excellent reason why you should always wipe a seat down before use.
Exactly. Old man must've been in a hurry
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:15 pm to Croacka
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I guess the old man DGAF and ain't had time for dat
He probably had his gallbladder removed. That's like cutting the catalytic converter off a truck. It opens it up for more power.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:17 pm to Gorilla Fingers
I always put some TP on the seat before I sit
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:23 pm to BigDawg0420
quote:A lot of funny stuff in this thread. Good job, guys.
Old man must've been in a hurry
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:55 pm to Road Tiger
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He probably had his gallbladder removed. That's like cutting the catalytic converter off a truck. It opens it up for more power.
Dammit that's funny
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:56 pm to Gorilla Fingers
Hopefully he did not have corn to eat.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 3:20 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
It's takes a half-second to grab a wad of TP and wipe the seat before sitting down.
Do it EVERY TIME you use a public pooper. Half the time there's pee on it.
Do it EVERY TIME you use a public pooper. Half the time there's pee on it.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 3:22 pm to Gorilla Fingers
what kind of a-hole just sits on a seat without putting something over it like a cover or layers of toilet paper?
Posted on 12/31/14 at 3:26 pm to lsu480
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what kind of a-hole just sits on a seat without putting something over it like a cover or layers of toilet paper?
That's right, blame the victim. He probably learned to shite in the army.
Posted on 12/31/14 at 3:28 pm to lsu480
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