re: Official reveal a secret thread

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Bruh, you are a horrible poster.

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That's no secret.

I peel skin from my scalp and sometimes eat it.

I like milking my prostate

Something told me you didn't like water

Did he at least put a spritz of cologne on it before you started?

at that point......."insert hillary's what difference does it make gif"......

I once committed a crime

I broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Did I go for the vault? No, I went for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I was taking it down, a woman caught me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I said no. We made love all night. In the morning, the cops came and I escaped in one of their uniforms. I told her to meet me in Mexico, but I went to Canada. I didn't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I got a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Last night I had a good time with a woman in Dallas who left her 2 year old and 6 month in Houston with her husband.