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***OFFICIAL*** 5th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread

Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:11 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:11 am
This is the Official Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread. Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:

Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Tony Romo was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway


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Videos:

NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963

JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)

The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)

The Men Who Killed Kennedy


I'll start things off:

Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:















Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:12 am to
OK, i admit it. I shot JFK
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38209 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:15 am to
SEAN PAYTON DID IT


Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:31 am to
Did you shoot JR too?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46552 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:32 am to
It was the REC.
Posted by jsmoke222000
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2007
6204 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:37 am to
I watched a documentary on this last year. After watching the show I am 100% convinced that one of the secret service guys accidentally shot JFK.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21091 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:39 am to
How did you possibly forget The Guy Who Knows Where Barry Seal was That Day?
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:47 am to
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33848 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 12:57 am to
quote:

I watched a documentary on this last year. After watching the show I am 100% convinced that one of the secret service guys accidentally shot JFK.



Saw that too. Very eye opening. My two favorite theories are either the mafia or the secret service agent.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 1:35 am to
In!

This is where I parked my school book depository.


eta: A prediction, when Castro dies and the USA fully restores diplomatic relations there will eventually be someone that speaks and hands over documents that implicate Cuba's government in the assassination as having partial responsibility.

eta2: Which will lead to the USA cutting off diplomatic relations with Cuba once again.
This post was edited on 11/22/15 at 1:39 am
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46552 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 2:15 am to
quote:

I watched a documentary on this last year. After watching the show I am 100% convinced that one of the secret service guys accidentally shot JFK.


Yep. George Hickey. Evidence is pretty overwhelming, and even more overwhelming evidence that there was a massive secret service cover up.

A book called Mortal Error outlines it all.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 2:21 am to
I told my really interesting JFK assassination story last year and you said it wasn't good enough.

Poop on your thread sir, poop I say.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 2:30 am to
quote:

I told my really interesting JFK assassination story last year and you said it wasn't good enough
aw g'wan, tell it again. it's a great story.

just make sure you retype every fricking word. none of this cut & paste bullshite.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 2:37 am to
You drive a hard bargain. I'll think about it.
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5183 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 2:51 am to
i am not a dan rather fan. he did several in depth investigative reports for cbs on the subject as stated in this youtube video

LINK
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 6:31 am to
You want to know who killed JFK?

Jackie Kennedy, that's who.
She finally had enough of her husband's philandering and conspired with secret service agent Clint Hill (who was in love with and slavishly devoted to Mrs. Kennedy) to murder JFK. He arranged for the Oswald hit and Ruby's hit on Oswald.

Read all about it in my upcoming book JFK (Jackie fricking Kennedy) killed JFK.

Posted by nelatf
NELA
Member since Jan 2011
2296 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 7:07 am to
Paging reverendotis

I like his yearly connection / story
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1783 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 7:35 am to
quote:

quote:
I watched a documentary on this last year. After watching the show I am 100% convinced that one of the secret service guys accidentally shot JFK.


Yep. George Hickey. Evidence is pretty overwhelming, and even more overwhelming evidence that there was a massive secret service cover up.

A book called Mortal Error outlines it all.




If you really are interested read the book "Case Closed" by Gerald Posner. Not only does he footnote all of his facts to show where the info came from but he started writing the book as a way to show a conspiracy theory and after doing all the research concluded that Oswald acted alone. Very telling.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 7:48 am to
quote:

After watching the show I am 100% convinced that one of the secret service guys accidentally shot JFK.


well, liars can be very convincing.

but truth is stranger than fiction, and why lies need to make sense, to steer you away from the truth.

sorry you got deceived.
Posted by pistolpete23
In the present
Member since Dec 2007
7122 posts
Posted on 11/22/15 at 7:51 am to
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